Text Messages
 

Ponder the scenario:

It's early Friday evening, the weekend looms and you are going to meet your intended after a long and hard week. The weekend looms and you have made arrangements to meet at a given time and point. Your late (and not for the first time).

What do you say, what can your excuse possible be that may rescue this dire situation? After all, you are horny as hell and ready for some action between the sheets, but knowing being late, will kill of any erotic adventures that you might have thoughts about.

What you might send, as a text message, to your loved one, be it your partner, wife/husband or lover.

This is what I sent, and it worked a treat.

'Nice and mellow on a sunny afternoon, waiting for a bus to take me beyond nice and mellow on a sunny afternoon.'

What would you send?

Late, but on my way! Lost track of time noting things we should try from "Erotic Adventures she'll LOVE"

Babe.........I'm late.....forget dinner......tonight your starting with dessert first and honey.....thats me.....clear the kitchen table....cause im serving dessert there...........xxxxxxxx

clears the table for nikki ;)

Be there in a bit honey, had to make sure that all the candles were in the right places.

DON’T PAY THE RANSOM!
 

I have escaped and am working my way straight to you.
:yellghst:

LMAO @ pantyfanatic

Spoken like a man who's had to do the "honey, let me explain..." before, PF...

Very true O’wise and insightful one.
 

And recognized like a cleric who's had to do the "honey, let me explain..." before, SZ...:cool:

"Behind you! Christ, look out!!"

hey honey running late on my way bringing the chocolate syrp and whip cream for desert............

besides i couldnt use any excuse i wouldn't get any if i was late anyhow ........

oh my.....I forgive you already Nikki

Baby, I'm late. ... ... ... No, not like THAT.

rang a sexy little number, noting things we should try. Clear that table, light the candles. I have escaped with the chocolate syrup and whip cream. Baby, I'm late, but just wait till I see you...

hehhe any more?

Ill be coming on your mountains when i cum, Ill be coming on your mountains when i cum...

my my my arnt we a creative lot hehehe, any more??

So sorry I'm running late - you can spank me for it when I get there!

"I just killed a man with a hammer. ...What's for dinner?"

"I know you're there before me, but that's how it's going to be all night long!"

nice one ~ Uncle Silky :)

Forgive me babe I'm running late
But no reason for you to hesitate
Draw the bath and light the candle
I promise to be more than you can handle!

Appropriate for this to be
My 1000 post for all to see
May you enjoy my many threads
Reading them while tucked up in beds
I will up date my story link
When next I can that I can think. :)

They say that "Amateurs Borrow... Professionals Steal"


I'm STEALING this one!

~ incitatus ~

STEAL?????? I always though plagiarism was legal! hehehe :)

Sorry I'm late I have to pick up something to play with can't make up my mind but im sure it will be great. Hershey Kisses