What Would You Want On Your Tombstone???
 

If you died tomorrow what would you want carved on your tombstone?

Serious, funny..whatever you want...

Here's Mine:

Here Lies
SUGARSPRINKLES

1948 - 2002

Poor Ol' Broad Died From
Terminal Horniness

She wouldn't be laying here now
If only she would have gotten laid then!

:D :D :D :D

VACANCY!!!!!!!!

Too early to die
But here lies Skip
He was just too damn kinky
and lost out to the Whip

I would like my tombstone to read:
"I told you my feet were killing me and you didnt belive me"
Mrs.Evil

Pee on that grave------------>

Who cares!!I won't be around to read it anyway! Irish

I was here, but now I'm gone.
I had a great time all along.
Those who knew me,
knew me well.
Those who didn't,
can burn in Hell.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I lived my life........no more, no less,
Than most of you would think is best!
So here I lie "in my bed",
Now leave me alone......CAUSE I AM DEAD!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Finally.....Peace and quiet!

Mrs. Lix

SHHHH! I' m Sleeping!

Do Not Disturb

mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon & pineapple

i love you for that, scotty... but i hate you too, cuz i was gonna bust loose on that very same gut-wrenchin pun.

:D ROFLMAO Scotz!! I wondered how long it would take before someone went for the Tombstone Pizza line.....:D



P.S. Love pineapple on my pizza too!!

Reverend Silky don't feel bad....I had NO idea what "Scotty" was talking about and YOU helped me figure it out...

Yes.


I AM a dope! NOooooooooo that's not what I want on my Tombstone.


Mine will say


Go away!

The people;in my High School;that were voted MOST LIKELY to
succeed;now are complete failures;in life.I won't go into details of
all of the failures;but as long as Daddy&Mommy took care of things;they handled things great.I was LEAST-LIKELY to succeed.
My morgage is paid,we have 3 cars;1 motorcycle,a trailer,a garage
,2 sheds,a 24'by 24' pool,a new riding lawnmower,a snowblower,
2 handmowers,dog&cat,2 daughters,4 grandchildren,a newly
paved Driveway,an acre of land,etc.What does this least-likely to
succeed person care;what the most-likely to succeed people
read on my Tombstone?When you have to handle things differently;then in High School;things turn out differently! Irish
P.S.YES!!I'm bitter.I knew that I wasn't a failure.I just did things
differently;then they did!

Here lies
Bardog
1968-2058
Killed by a jelous husband

as the real big-yin once said

"bury me with my arse in the air

then park my bike in it!!!"

At last i am good for somethin!! (see told you i would be dad!)

LOL.......can a motorcycle fit :)

"BILBO"

are you sure I'm really in here?

I want to be creamated, but if I had a plaque or something....

Mother, Wife, Friend

Those are what is most important to me.

Would be cremated but if my mates were to do a reading or something......"What? You think I'm gone? Nae chance, next time you laugh with the boys or enjoy a good drink, look over your shoulder, I'll be there laughing with yous"

"I'm with stupid --->"

Just kidding

Like miss X, I'm gonna have my ashes flung over my beloved Ozark hills, but I hope somebody, somewhere writes "That bloke could SING!"

Back in a minute.

LMFAO @ Old Fart

"Summer"
There once was this girl from Kentucky,
who so desperately wanted to get lucky,
so on the internet she found a man,
who just turned out to be a Monkey!
*wink* -for a sock monkey fan of mine *grin*

... no really it will read ...
"It was a day like no other! Thank you!"
-Summer :D

SHHHH! I'm sleeping.

"I'm on my break. Back in a while!"

LMAO at dicksbro.

Another thing I'd want:

Tis' A Sad Day When God's Only Perfect Creation Dies :)

"Pardon me if I don't get up"

"hey, you yeah you with the horns and fire and brimstone..... yeah the pitchfork and tail..... shine my boots!"

"What an asshole!"

"shagged himself into an early grave, told him to leave that hole alone"

"Who knew?"

much loved husband.
stiff at last.

No tombstone for me. Just let the buzzards and coyotes have a good feed.

BUMP!!!


Was searching for something else and came across this....thought it might be fun for the "newer" members

Being as I ride a fast motorcycle FAST, there's a fair chance that's the way I'm gonna go..... so, on my plaque (I want cremated too!) it'll read...

"Died with my Lid on, ma!!"

DM

" just waiting on the gang!"

"My gift to all the horny necrophiliacs"

"St Peter to Oldfart, St Peter to Oldfart!!

Come in please, you're holding up Judgement Day.

St Peter to....."