~@**^Madame Lilith^**@~
 

Welcome to Madame Lilith's....

fortune teller extraordinaire



You have come here to seek her wisdom and knowledge concerning your future.......

Simply ask your question and the truth shall be told...........

Oh great ONE
 

Please enlighten us with your all knowing wisdom Why is there Air?? :D :D ;)

Scarecrow~ that is not a ??? about you future...but.....silly we all know air is there to hold the dirt, grass, and flowers to the earth...it is like stryofoam peanuts for planes too:)

Nice one Madame.

My question is will me and my s/o get married or have we gone as far as we can go?

will I find another partner ??? will I ever get another screw???

Just one question OH GREAT ONE!
 

Please look at my balls, I mean;), into you crystal ball and tell me when are the female moderators of this site going to let me crawl up under their skirt?:rolleyes:

As I gaze into my modern faux crystal 100% acryllic ball I see.....
 

Nikanik ~ yes you have gone as far as you can possibly go (and I am sure he loved it;)) and so now the only thing left to do is to marry his ass and make him miserable for the rest of his life (like I do mine):D:p

Grumbleguts ~ yes you will get a new partner...and yes I foresee a trip to Home Depot or the OZ version (hardware store) to get screws in your future :D :D

Pantyfanatic ~ shhhhhhhhh don't tell everyone it is you under the table, up my skirt, during seances that makes the table shake.....and I am sorry but you will have to wait til September for a lick...I mean..look.... up Diva's skirt

Will I ever find someone to love? to whom I could lose my virginity?

I do have a serious question... this one has been bothering me since I was a young child...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? :p

You shall have the answers you seek.....
 

Pixiesprite ~ it is a certainty....and sooner than you think ;)



Prophet Reality ~ you will meet her in the next month that begins with an A...coincidentally the same month as the Pixie's Party



Milktoast ~ a 1, a 2, a 3....*crunch* (hell if I know) I always bite mine:p

Oh wise one!
What ever happened to Hoot Gibson?




(now we’ll see who the old fuck are!)

Will I ever be satisfied with just one sexual partner?

The Great and All Knowing Madame Lilith
 

has knowledge of things to cummmmmm...er come:D

Pantyfanatic ~ EDWARD "HOOT" GIBSON
was Born in 1892 - Died in 1962. http://grapevinevideo.com/gibsonS.htm
Of course he has no future cause he is dead...now if you would like me to contact him we can get together a group and you can go under the table and we can attempt a seance;)


heatluvintxn ~ NO!!!!!!! never, ever, ever........

mmmm now it seems I have to be much more specific

Will i ever get to have sexual intercourse, hetrosexual cock in pussy, penis in vagina, a fuck, a nooky, again ?

reckon that should have taken any ambiguity out of the question

Madame Lilith consults her Magic 8 Ball
 

grumbleguts ~ there appears to be more than one nice juicy pussy in your future....bon appetit'

Oh Great Madam Lilith, I bow before you and beg of you to lower yourself to my poor level of existence, and answer but one simple question.....................


Why do you tease me so????????????????

Madame Lilith consults her tea leaves
 

(God I hate floaties in my tea):rolleyes: :D

big_yin ~ this question does appear to have some future relevance.......I do it because you like it so........and to give you a little taste of what your future may hold ;)

Lilith, my darling darkling, for the interest of some people, will I stay strictly chickly or go back to dick?

Madame Lilith,

I have a two part question................

(1) Um, will I, um be happy for the rest of my, um, life?
and ..
(2) Do I really, um, have to make an ugly woman, um, my wife?

-Summer :D
**Antisipating answer from the
ALL knowing ALL seeing great one!** :rolleyes: :) :p

Madame Lilith asks Bama and Summer to scan their palms
 

Bama ~ the answer is that you will experience both....the dick part may be latex or acyllic but either way you will enjoy:p


Summer #1~ yes...and no... and yes... and no... and yes

#2~ I already turned you down once;) so not in this lifetime:D:D:D

If I may, Oh Madame Lilith, offer a peace of advice to Summer...

"Pretty girls'll have you singin' the blues,
But when an ugly woman leaves she ain't nothin' to lose."
-Cash Money and Marvelous

OK Madame Lilith...telll me .......
WHEN WILL I BE THE FAMOUS ROCK STAR I WANT TO BE?????
lol
*kisses* Mrs.Evil

Madame Lilith.......When will I get to have a raging party at your place???

oooooohhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
 

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Madame Lilith is using her meditative ability to seek the answers to your queries......



Mrs.Evil ~ when you are ready to release the security and face the unknown...take the leap of faith....or 7 years:D



Clintx3x3 ~ that is not in your forseeable future:D:D:p

Will i ever be a millionare oh great one?

Oh Madame Lilith, will I ever find my g-spot? :confused: and have the big G-spot O??

Dearest Madame Lilith,

This has been weighing heavily on my mind for, um, about 10 minutes now.

Will the carwraps.com place call me and inform me that my car has been chosen, for the full wrap, to which I will receive $400 a month until the contract is up?????

and

If it is a cigarette advertisement will I be causing great harm to my children who will have to ride in this vehicle????

Completely perplexed and waiting for you divine intervention.
-Summer :confused:

Madame Lilith goes into a deep trance
 

to contact Hans....not her spirit guide but her hunky Swedish masseuse:D:D

heatluvintxn ~ no...hehehe...sorry:D:D:(


xanne ~ yes but you will like it even better when someone else finds it for you;)


Summer ~ you need not worry......it will not be a tobacco ad...and if it was you would turn them down...you still have your principles in the future:p

Oh "Knowing of All".....Will my chihuahua ever stop attacking everybody that walks through the damned door :)

Oh Madame Lilith...

Will I ever journey to the state of Florida? And if I do will I ever escape?

Madame Lilith shuffles her tarot cards carefully
 

the deck with the naked men on them......

Clintx3x3 ~ it is a yapppy dog...that's it's job.....and yes it will stop...but try not to be angry with the person who does it...it was an "accident" :o :p :(





Aquaman43 ~ I assure you that a trip to Florida is indeed in your future (even if Madame Lilith must buy the plane ticket);)......and once here...why do you think you would ever want to escape???????????:p:p

Madmame Lilith asks to hold and item belonging to PR
 

PR ~ you will have see me (at least in court) to get your watch back :):p

Oh Great One - Will I ever find someone to take another pic of me (this is for you people who keep asking)??

and

When will you teach me all you know about the whip (there's a few people i'd love to tame.)?

Oh Master of All, Cracker of the Whip, Goddess of Florida, Bearer of the Fireworks......Will I ever find another job????

Oh Magnificent Madame Lilith......will my vacation be as wonderful as I hope it will be? :D ;) :D

And will permanent location to that area be in my future??
:D ;)

Madame Lilith

Oh wise one look kindly on my request for information and gaze deeply into my eyes as you answer...

Will the police discover the bodies in my dungeon?

Madame Lilith phones Sister Cleo to varify her findings....
 

ASH ~ yes....you had better these boys will hound you to death otherwise...in your future you are not deceased so I am guessing you must!!!!:D:p
And I will tell you the secret of the whip......the best times are when you don't even need it;)


Clintx3x3 ~ yes but you will not be able to find it in our chatroom....so pound the pavement sweetie!!!!:p


Sugarsprinkles ~ yes it will prove to be an interesting vacation.......and if you can handle the vacation..the move is inevitable:p


Glyndwr ~ I hope not, I am almost positive you did not wear your black leather gloves.......and God knows what would happen to that sweet ass in prison :D:p....so no the authorities will not....of course that may be because they are joining the bodies:eek:

Oh Great One, your last prediction was right :) I did find a job. I will now be one of those people that all of you hate.....the dreaded Telemarketer :)