You know what sucks?
 

You know what sucks? When your girl's riding you hard, really fast up and down, and she goes up, and #BAMN# your cock doesn't go in completely straight and BENDS! That hurts sooooo bad...Sorry, just had to vent... :gld:

Duck,

Make the pain your friend.

Learn not to put Willie where he can be bent, folded, spindled

or otherwise ouched.

Well, just thought I would add that it isn't exactly pleasant to the woman either.
Of- I had no idea that yours was named willie!! he he!

Yep!!!!!!











Me!!!! :D :D :p

diva beat me to that joke
falling off sucks too not just your
ego that gets brused

Hey its just one of the chances we have to take, Lets be careful out there people!

I've been guilty of getting excited and letting willie escape the barn in a painful way, too! It's never stopped the action for too long, though, thankfully!

Ahhh its just another excuse to kiss him and make him all better :)

AaWWww Vamp you always thinking about making people better your soo sweet :D

Do you think they make slings for sprained cocks?:D

Noo...but my X was an RN (REAL Nurse she called it...to give you anidea where SHE was coming from...but I degress)...and once Practiced on me....used a finger cott (tubular splint) and gause...felt wierd....

Murphy

Anyone with any basic medical knowledge knows that the only

appropriate sling for a willie is a mouth.

OF

This has happened to me too. I just give my partner a quick kiss, say "sorry" and pop it back. Don't want to waste the moment. Once it popped out just as I was about to orgasm which was a pity, and once when he was about to cum and he shot everywhere!

I always found that it causes sucking but what do I know

Ummmm...I have a mouth....anyone need medical treatment???? :D :D

Diva:

Me, me!

I DO!!! I DO!!!

hehe

Diva

With a line-up like that, you'll be busy for weeks.

Hmmm... line forming for Diva's medical treatment... looks like the line for a new Star Wars movie...

Ahhhhhh...but it's a good busy Oldfart!!






"Luke. I am your Lover-r-r-r" :D :D :D :p

hey look whats that in the sky *every one looks as jay cuts to the front of the line*

well i know two things that suck more copiously but not as pleasureful as our lovely Diva (well that's pretty good suck uping by Grumble LOL)
a vacuum cleaner and an axial flow jet engine, boy they suck heaps.:)

Diva

To save time perhaps a deputation of pixies most educated

and delightful mouths may save wear and tear on that most

truly delightful jaw.

Scotz, SOFA, variant the Alpha perhaps?

OF, I forsee problems keeping the line moving, but that's what technology is for, solving existing problems by creating new ones... ;)

Science marches on...

Diva do you need any help with that line? I volunteer my services.