Bumping Uglies
 

This has probably been covered but that has never stopped me before so here goes............

Euphemisms for sexual acts? What is the wildest, silliest, or just plain rudest thing you have heard any sexual act called?:o :D :p

Knockin' the bottom out of it.

Just GROSS!!!

Doing the nasty.

gettin' some guts...yeah, that's not something I really want to think about while I'm pounding the wife's pleasure pocket...oh, would that be another?

Yeah, bobo, I think that counts.

I am guilty of this one.... "I'd spread her like butter!!"

See, even women are rude sometimes! LMAO!

'feeding the donkey' - a term i heard used when a woman isnt wet enough. the man spits on his hand and slips it into the woman.

It makes me feel sick just thinking about it.

doin' da booty is probably the funniest I've heard so far

shagging(60s)
makeing the beast with two backs( bible)
fairy dance (gay)

the wild thing, the horizontal mumba, up to your nuts in a womans guts, pounding, spearing the bearded clam, bury the boner, hide the sausage, bonking......

ok i hate this one, giving her the meat

uuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh i hate it i hate it :(

From the corn belt:

Plowing the field,
Walking the Dog,
lifting her skirts,
tipping her round heels.
watering the pony
Taking a dip

Ok, last year...I think...Missy Elliot did a song called "Get ur Freak On" I hate that song...and I hate that saying..because of that song!

Axe,

i remember the beast with two backs from Othello, can't remember it as a biblical quote. Mind you, a good few years since last I read the Book.


(derogatory) Chucking a pie up Pitt Street.

scroggin'... tearin' off a piece... shootin' the curl... puddle-jumpin'... pipefitting... spearfishing...

How about hoping off the good foot and doing the bad thing.....that's a favorite of mine

reminds me too much of a James Brown song. the last thing i wanna think about when i'm stabbin' the stinker is the Godfather of Soul... although the pompadour makes me think of nicely-rounded ass.

I like nailing her to the mattress

ok, this is from the Breakfast Club

slippin her the hot beef injection

judd nelson was such a cool character, but i always hated that line.

zip off a strip

Funny, just a few hours ago I shocked & offended the wife with "the beast with two backs"... now I can tell her I was just quoting Will...

How about ....

Slippin her a crippler

getting your end in, porking, poking....

My dad used to use the term "having relations" whenever he'd talk about sex, or mention it. gives me the creaps just thinking about it. Funny thing is he's this old pervert, who loves to tell dirty jokes, but he can't bring himself to even say "sex" Lol

How about Getting that Nasty Dug Out.

"gettin some stinky on my hang-down"

- Kevin Nealon, SNL news

from "Grumpy Old Men"....


"ridin' the skin boat to tuna town"

"takin' ol' one-eye to the optometrist"

"takin' the old log to the beaver"

"takin' a ride on the wild baloney poney" (what ever that means)

"slippin' her the old salami"

"Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holiest! Coitus un-interruptus!"

Personal favs (from the lesbian contention):

Eatin' at the Y

Bathing the kitty

muff diving

deep sea fishing (though, I must say, I don't understand the fish connection)

nub rub

eating the pink taco (ok...that's pretty crude!)

Ophelia

i'd like to add 'flickjob' to Ophelia's collection of rug-munchin' lingo, if i could.

spankin' the monkey... a local radio station's fav... they play screaming monkeys

gettin your dinky stinky

Cleaning the carpets

Dance of the rug doctors

(a gay male shared this with me in regards to "rimming") Cleaning the kitchen

the no pants mattress dance


*I like this thread...it makes me laugh!!!*

Ophelia