Itchy nipples
 

Why?

Why are they so itchy tonite?

*scritch scratch scritchy scritch*



Maybe it's the weather, huh?

Solutions? Answers? Problem solving? Help me out here. :)

Obviously, you need a moisturizer... allow me to spread some lotion on them... you just lay back and let me do the work... ;)

Damn the dry skin.....


as Scotz says use moisturizer...loads and loads of liberal doses of it.

So what yer sayin' then is.......
 

I need to get greasy?


Cool.

I can do that. :)

Maybe you're preggers...........:)

Very funny.


Ha ha.

:eek:


;)


Don't be scaring me like that! Besides, I don't think you can get pregnant thru the computer....

or....

can you? :eek:

If you can ... I'm done for;)


It was prolly that damn clown LMAO!

*giggle* I told my g/f I was going to get her preggers vicariously after having sex with Souls.... unfortunately for her (poor lesbian) she is very open to suggestions and well... she's skipped *lol* she's FREAKING I'm evil

But I'm cute!
Kyttn

OMG You DIDN'T tell her that REALLY did you? LOL LOL

Poor dear.



And Lilith...those CLOWNS! I KNOW!!! Damn them all to Heck!

RandyGal

Is it the left or right nipple?

If it's the left you should be receiving attention, right for giving.

Works for hands and money, they say.

Oldfart, it's the left. :D


I'm ready. Who's available? ;)

I am..I am...

lotion works, but take it from one who has breast fed..... a tiny bit of petrolium jelly is the best for itching, dry nipples. Hope this has helped.

me thinks maybe you might need to show us the problem first. :) Then we can all agree on the proper Diagnosis. :)

I think quisath is right.If we can see then we can show even more sympathy towards the lovely nipples.

How could I not :bump: a thread titled "Itchy Nipples"? :p

i remember having a problem with itchy nipples

















in my third trimester. :p

Ok...that's hot. :faint:

will you be available in say ... 2 or 3 months? i'll be needing a personal scratcher for each nipple, and bigbad can only handle one at a time ... they get so damn itchy i need ten fingers and a mouth just for one. ;)

I'll be happy to help...after all, click here

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