What's in YOUR wallet
 

Everybody collects various odds and ends in thier wallets - what's in yours?

In mine - credit cards (useless) - list of phone numbers - gas recipts - very little money - and MOST IMPORTANT - a condom (never can tell when some housewife wants to pay for the service call horizontally and keep the cash)

pics, well used debit cards, a mirror, change, lint, my lucky ladybug, and $22.....now my purse that is another story

Various cards...credit, ID, Blue Cross, drivers license, that sort of stuff; a couple of pictures, some stamps and NO MONEY!!
Don't keep my money in there....if you want it you have to find it! :D

I forgot, ladies, feel free to empty your purses...
Sprinkles - I'm starting a full-body search...

Sorry, Murphy.......I don't keep my money *on* me. Or *in* me either for that matter! :D :D

It's in my purse (along with everything else, except the kitchen sink and the cats' litter boxes!)

hehehe, I was enjoying the full body search....want me to stop?

Depends on what you're looking for.........whatcha got in mind??

Dunno, I'll keep searching till I find something - oh oh what's this? *rubs clit*

Well, if you don't knowwhat it is, I'm sure not gonna tell you!!

You two kids are SO NAUGHTY!!!!

Can I play too? :D :D



OK my wallet, huh?

Drivers license, SS card, Insurance card, pictures of grand daughter, KY jelly coupon, one "get out of jail free" card....given to me by Murphy's Lawyer...what a dear! ROTFLMAO

ok there's more...settle down....

my Red Cross Blood type card, my Disney Vacation Club card, 3 little pink nubbins of what I have NO idea....they look like little Barbie nipples or something. :eek:

OK there's still more............

I also found an old reciept for my purchase of the movie Oh Brother and the sound track from the same movie......
a stick of rock hard...chewing gum......
gonna toss that

ALSO in my wallet are 2 Tums™ and 3 Advil®, 2 seldom used credit cards I use more often as ice scrapers.......


AND.....last but not least........

a pair of nail clippers. Don't want my nails to get TOO long now do we? :D :D


Yes. I have a fat wallet. Fat lady carries a fat wallet.......works for me! :)

Now let's get on with that full body search.

Did I hear someone say "spread 'em"???

I can hope, can't I??? :)

Of course you can play, RG!! The more the merrier!

And I don't EVER throw anything away that's "rock hard"!!!

Never know when you might need it!!:D

I'm with Sharni,

What's in my wallet is for me only

That's an agreement myself and Sharni have, I don't know nor do I look in her wallet, and she does the same for me, we believe that you need one small area for personal effects and our wallets are just that

*turning wallet upside down and shaking*

Hmmm... A lot of lint there... Some Canadian Tire money, a Second Cup card (though I don't drink coffee :confused: ), a coat check stub for the theatre where I work (though I've never checked my coat there)... A little photo album containing pics of my boyfriend, my family, and my pets... An envelope containing a necklace that I need to restring... A couple of lactase pills... Newspaper obituary notices for each of the friends and relatives I've lost (to keep them near me always)... Driver's license, health card, student ID/mealcard/library card, vendacard for the photocopier at the library...

Oh yeah, and a nickel and two pennies. Gee, that's more money than I thought --- I'm a whole cent richer than I had figured! Woohoo, time for a shopping spree now! :D

--- sweetstuff

Yeah SFC!! Gotta go spend that Canadian Tire Money!!
Now if only there was somewhere to spend it when I come back from Canada.:(

RE: I'd hafta kill ya
 

Ah, but i'd die happy...

Lets see....a bunch of credit cards (over the limits), NO money, a travel card from my last job, a business card from a tire store, insurance ID card from my last job, discount club cards from various stores in the mall, a matchbook cover showing two people in a "69", a couple phone numbers of girls I've never called, some e-mail addresses, and last but not least, a "buy 5 coffee's and get one free" card that expired last year (with only 1 coffee punched out on it) ...and I still carry my wallett...WHY??

some coinage....and too many damn cards....no credit cards though....won't have one

cards of all types and colors debit reciepts ghia ownership and no money hey sfc can I have your second cup card I love there white mocha:) who ever said that they keep there condom in there wallet: I read some where that you shouldn't keep your condom in there 'cause the pressure caused by sitting on it can cause it to fail

Pocket blemish....
 

Jay said:
"I read some where that you shouldn't keep your condom in there 'cause the pressure caused by sitting on it can cause it to fail"
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RandyGal says....
welllllll not only THAT but you end up with that tell tale condom ring on your pocket and permanently imbedded in your wallet.




What??? :eek:

You say you LIKE that look??

ROTFLMAO just like a guy to say that. :D :D

let me see whats in here...........cash card(dont have credit cards....too expensive),phone cards some used some not(all with nice pics on),ID,Drivers Licence,Various taxi firms cards, various restaurants cards and 3 comdoms. I always have the condoms cause my friends never have them and i always end up handing them out!!

But no cash!! Ive never got it long enough to recognise it!!

Re: Pocket blemish....
 

Ya only get a ring if the condom stays in there too long...I only load the gun when I think I may need it - for self defense only, you understand...

In my wallet, cards and small change & a pic of my nephew, 8 months old awww..in my bag heck everything, donor cards, handcream, sewing kit, cork screw, echinacea tablets, porthole into another dimension, bits and bobs from clearing out work desk.....that kind of stuff

Would that be the dimention where everybody is always nice, and making love is THE national passtime?

I don't know what it is, but when you find it can I come with you???:D

Honey, you can cum with me anywhere.

business cards, movie rental cards, id, a folded picture of kyttn.

Pictures of the family, pictures of another family, library card, student ID, lint...dust, fuzz, stupid reciepts from over a year ago, more lint, another reciept with a phone # on it, business cards, a pic of a buddy's son, another paper....hmmmm, I have an eye appointment on Jan 3, 2001.. ( I wonder if they know I'm not gonna make it..??) and last but not least more DAMN lint.

Ya know... my wallet has an official kissing permit, bitching permit... and a grommet where my chain attaches so I dont lose the damn thing.....all my $$ is in my checkbook, and I refuse to have a credit card... ooh and my Books A Million card and a 3 year old Wal*Mart recipt......

Always
Kyttn

If that's an invitation....I've got the time, if you've got the place.....*wink wink* *suitcase packed and ready to go*:D

Hell yeah, that would be the X dimension, that you are talking about...whenever I get that glazed look in my eyes when I'm sitting on the bus, that's where I am!

Hey RG and SS....a fellow buss rider!

Gee folks, think maybe we should charter us a bus???

All aboard the Pixie-X-press to the X-dimension!!!!!

Count me in!

A few yellow post-its with telephone numbers on (no idea who's), a couple of membership cards (no credit cards etc.), some money (sadly not enough) and a couple of condoms (you never know!).

The sun, brushing the horizon, casts a golden glow on the waterfall spashing on my hot naked body....

The person below me has other ideas..

...hmmm...let me see...My debit card, and expired Indigo book club card...an expired bell calling card...Blockbuster Video card...a highschool students card from my '97-'98 year...birth certificate...old debit card...social insurance card...reciepts....business cards...and $25.00 Canadian...I believe that equals a buck fifty American...:D

business cards from from every tattoo shop i've visited/been tattooed in, embarassing blackmail pictures of friends for a rainy day, phone numbers of people i don't remember meeting, spare car key, and a number of other things that ain't cash.

lets see here, a medicare card, Qantas frequent Flyer card, National Diabetic Sevices Scheme Card, Drivers Licence, ANZ Bank Access Card, Commonwealth Bank Access Card, Doctors Appointment for 11th June 12 Noon, Health Care Card, 10 x $1.50 postage stamps (for snail mail to US and Canadian friends) Air Mail Stickers, Autrailia Post Receipt, $5.10 cash (rich this week)
Athletics Australia Officials Card in throws and jumps.

Few cards, some pics of friends/lovers, $, mirror, and my "My sexual preference is often" button, in case I want to wear it. :)