Worst Pick Up Lines
 

I never really did the whole club, pick up thing. I was just curious for those of you who have been there, what is the worst pick up line you have heard?

Here's one
 

I have the F, C, and the K, all I need now is U.

Oh Nubian
 

That is soooooooooooooooooooooo, not right! :p

Re: Oh Nubian
 

To this day I can't believe that I used to hang around with guys who thought that was appropriate!

Thats a really bad line. I never was much for going out to pick up women- when I went out, it was to do drinking- for me, alcohol and loving are two things that just dont mix!

Well, here's another
 

The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my house and spread the word. :D :D

I never used pickup lines but one that I heard was:"If I told you
that you had a nice body;would you hold it against me?"I never
could believe that anyone was stupid enough to fall for them or
use them but some of them are funny! Irish

How about

"Are your legs tired? You've been running around in my mind all night!"

well... not one that I heard in a bar, but one that was on a
"10 worst list" that happened to stick in my head..

"You wanna f***, or should I apologize?"

Posted by buddy;in another thread."If I died and went to Hell;at
least I had a little bit of heaven in my face." Irish

Actually heard in a dance club one night...
 

Those clothes would look great in a pile at the end of my bed.

That hair looks very becoming on you, and if I were on you I would be cumming too

Oh My
 

Those ARE horrid.......... :D

I'd love to get into your pant's


[come back] And what would i do with two arseholes


Oz line, Do you fuck,Sheila.

reply, Not till i met you,you smooth talking basterd

There are many variations on this one:

Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Actually witnessed at a club:

A guy pulled the tag out of this girl's shirt, and when she inquired what he was doing he said, "I was just seeing if you were made in heaven."

Oh no he didn't.........
 

I need to chat with these friends of yours Nubian:D

He, he, he! Must have been something in the water that night :D

a few bad ones
 

1: Lets do some math, we can add the bed, subtract our clothes, devide your legs and multiply

2: Nice shoes.....wanna F***

3: Let's play war....ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me

bad ones is right......
 

but they are oh sooooo funny~ now I know why I suck at Math:D

Classic
 

My face leaves at 10, be on it!

How about dinner and sex? No? Not hungry?

Gag, retch, vomit!!
 

It's not raining, heaven's crying for surely it's missing it's

most beautiful angel.

Lets play carvival: You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

Has anybody besides me noticed that Nubian&oldfart; know an
awful lot of these?Something must be drawn from this.Maybe they
used most of them.Otherwise;why would they know so many.Old
fart might have learned them over the years but I don't think that
Nubian is that old.Over sexed and undernourished maybe! Irish

You boys are soooooo naughty
 

I think I would have gone home with you anyway because you would have made me laugh so hard!:)

Definitely oversexed. And, wrt your inference, let's just say I was once young, foolish, and desperate (I was always being told my the ladies that I was just too nice for boyfriend material)

Here's a couple more
 

I seem to have misplaced my number. Can I have yours?

and

I'm sorry, were you talking to me??? No, then please start.

This one has many variations:

Excuse me, are those Spacepants your wearing? Cause your ass is outta this world!

Nubian---Telling you that you're to nice is just a womans way of
saying "No!"and putting you off without hurting your feelings yet
keeping you for a friend&protector. Irish
P.S.I hope that you know that I am kidding!

LOL. So true Irish, so true.

Heard a few in my time....
 

I love every bone in your body - especially mine!

Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Irish
 

Learned them watching mates hit brick walls at a great

rate of knots.

Best (or worst) was, "and what are we having for breakfast?"

Wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

Do you taste as great as you look?

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then i could be you by morning.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you work for the Post Office because I thought I saw you checking out my package?

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

Hi. I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Nice Legs. What time do they open?

My name is ........ Remember that. You'll be screaming it later.

you guys crack me up......
 

I am just PMPL. :D

Omg...I have heard this one!!!! And it worked on me...LMAO!! :D :D

I think that I will have to add Legend to the Oldfart&Nubian list.
Feel honored legend;it's a very selective list! Irish