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Dinner plans. With emphasis on the "auto".

(12:14:24) (sender): I got early to start dinner
(12:15:03) (sender): Cheesecake, chicken a lab king, peas, mashed Toyota,.apricot carrots and homemade rolls

sounds delish!

Would be interesting. Do I need a steak knife or a hacksaw?

"mashed Toyota" sounds interesting.... does it come with oil and vinegar?

Definitely oil, don't know about the vinegar.

Probably greasy too.

Yup. Maybe even a bit rubbery.

Can you pick it up with a magnet?

Maybe. Did he get it from a chop shop?

GPS with every serving?

So do you serve that with transmission fluid (red) or washer fluid (blue) wine?

What's the diff?

Silly ... I know you're just testing us on whether we see the pigmentation difference between red and blue. :rolleyes2






:D

Blue wine..... don't the Smurfs drink that?

Or is it made from smurfs? :spin:

Well, there was the time that I was looking through a bag of my housemate's empty spice bottles.
The first one I pulled out was labeled, "Poultry seasoning".
The second one I pulled out was labeled, "Chef seasoning".

Why would you need Chef seasoning? If you use Poultry seasoning on everything it'll all taste like chicken.

Yes, but with the Chef seasoning you can make a nice hot 'white sauce' together. ;)

You'll roux that, Teddy.

TY, I hope so. ;)