It is always a bad decision to-
 

cut your own hair! Even at 44 when I damn sure know better, I still did it.


What bad decisions can you attest to?

I tried my hand at management – I now know better than to do that again.

Go back to the ex that had you arrested, committed, and has repeatedly tried to get you fired from your job.

. . attempt to have oral sex with an alligator. Either way . . . . .

I figured you would have gone with the crocodile instead; or were you trying for a long distance relationship?

Crocodile's fine so long as you tickle it in the secret place. Gator's the nasty one, in this instance.

You're 44?

...poke Lilith with comments like ^^^.

BTW, I said I wanted "to bang you hard".....not "debang your hair".

Just wanted to make that clear for the record. :p

She Bangs!! She Bangs!!

try to bang Ricky Martin if you have a vagina.

A 4 x 2 plank would probably work.

Or any dimension of wood, for that matter.

size matters :p

It does????? :banghead:

:console: Don't worry WI, its what you can do with that size that matters! :thumb:

That matters too????? :boohoo:

It does.

take a Senate vote after midnight of a special session in Texas

raise the gas tax in a state that already has the fifth highest rate in the country.

And explain it by saying "cars are so much more efficient now that we're not getting as much money".

to put spam in the women's pic area- 7482528374637641873 reports :p

:rofl:

To put something important away in a place you just know you will remember

...hope things will be different, all the while knowing they won't be

...to grocery shop on Fridays :wobbly:

.....to make plans without checking your calendar first!

... to plan a weekend without first checking on what she wants to do. :(

size matters?!!!
 

I think it does to the eye, as if it is food when you are hungry, but when you eat, much less can fill you up hahahaha

... lock your car door before ensuring you have your keys.

A key cut for your car without all the security stuff will get you into the car, but not able to start it.

The good news is that the key to start it is already in the car which is why you needed the other to get the door open. :D

Egg Zackery!