The Castle Keep ---- Guys Only
 

GREAT PICKUP LINES

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

:D

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

You must be exhausted because you've been running through my mind all day.

Do you like apples? How about we go back to my place and screw. How do you like them apples?

Nice shoes. Want to screw?

And the one that worked for me:

I've got a warm water bed about 10 miles that way.

Truly terrible.

Which ones? I do have more, but I figured I'd give others a chance to chime in.

"Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious." :irish:

:rolleyes2

There's a girl in the Keep . . . . . There's a girl in the Keep . . . . . There's a girl in the Keep . . . . . There's a girl in the Keep . . . . .

Quick get some rope! Tie her to the table! :idea:

A kitchen table? Four legs and no drawers?

6 legs unless you're removing them too

A threesome?

I believe she's referring to the four legs of the table and the two legs of the woman. Though now there are two women in the Keep, so I'm starting to lose track of how many legs we're talking about here.

Forget the leg count, focus on the ankles.

The ankles?

Women have ankles?

I enjoy being held by my ankles......Just saying!

No LS, we can't play wishbones.

Sounds like the beginning of some grope therapy, Pita.

Would you like me to lay down on your couch?

^^^^ Isn't Pixies a great place to be? :D

Indeed.

You just want in on the groping, don't you? :grope:

Just another example of DB's leadership skills.

There are some things you just don't delegate.

I like holding her wrists up over her head...........

We're OK with multi-tasking.

Ah ... the wisdom of women revealed. Amazing how quickly you zero in on the essence of things. :)

Yeah, but we're going to suspend you upside-down by the ankles.

And then what????? :heartbeat :heartbeat

The favourite hobby of overweight studs . . . . corpulation.

Alternative #2, jug band practice LOL.

Great...now that there's chicks in the castle, I'm gonna have to learn all new lines.


And the old ones were working so well. lmfao

Do you come here often? Can I?

Naturally! :slurp:

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.

Oh, you do?

It must be 15 minutes fast. :p

Good one WildIrish!!


Its not like the guys stayed out of the Hut so why should the gals stay out of the Castle! (says the suit of armor in the left corner)

Ah, a Pixies man cave...long overdue. Great idea DB!!

:cheers: