Cock
 

tails?????

Tell me about your favorite dirty sounding drink.

The local girls go for 'screaming orgasm's.

They like cocktails also.

My favourite cocktail is a screwdriver!

I've got a whole book (courtesy of my 21st b-day) that's nothing but "dirty" drink mixes. I'm more of a straight shot kind of guy though.

Now there's a dirty thought!
 

I seem to recall (this is harking back to the 1980s - can you hear me, mother?) there was a combination of a Harvey Wallbanger and a screwdriver which some pubs advertised as a Slow, Comfortable Screw against the Wall.

The next one's on me.

Bloody Mary ... love 'em. :)

Now is that the recipe with half oz. Slow Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, half oz. Galliano on the rocks with orange juice or is that the one with half oz Vodka, half oz. Sloe Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, quarter oz. Galliano three oz. Orange Juice?

How the f**k should I know? I just drink the stuff!

Classic leg-opener.

1/2 nip of gin, vodka and blue curacao topped up 50/50 lemonade and dry ginger ale. Canada Dry will do if you can't get the real thing.

A Blue Lagoon (sort of).

Oldfart, unfortunately after sampling what you brought to Nashville, Canada Dry doesn't cut it. Though it is still decent enough.

slow cofortable screw against the wall = half oz. Slow Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, half oz. Galliano on the rocks with orange juice

slow cofortable hard screw against the wall = half oz Vodka, half oz. Sloe Gin, half oz. Southern Comfort, quarter oz. Galliano three oz. Orange Juice

In my book they're listed as one and two. Not as regular and hard.

Dirty sounding?

I love Slippery Nipples.

Cock sucking cowgirls.

I have to recipe for slippery nipples, but no cock sucking cowgirls. What's in that?

Is that a drink, or just what we'd all like to meet someday?

LOL Your book is wrong.
There is a whole set of drinks that lead up to those two

Slow Screw = slow gin and OJ

Slow Hard Screw =slow gin, vodka, and OJ
or
Slow Comfortable Screw = slow gin, So Co, and OJ

Slow Comfortable Hard Screw = slow gin, So Co, vodka, and OJ

Just add the Galliano to make them against the wall

Cock Sucking Cowboys
Shits on the Grass
Orgasm

^^^ My favs

I'm still looking for the recipe for "How the hell did this girl get on my dick?".

Booger I have Slow Comfortable Screw 1, Slow Comfortable Screw 2(the hard version), and the two up against the wall. They're listed different and I don't have the first two, but the recipes are correct from what you posted. I've heard a lot of drinks called the same, have different stuff in them and drinks that have different names but the same combination of liquors. All depends on where you heard it. Besides, so long as the bartender gets it right, who cares what they're called?

I do have a recipe for PF. It's the Silk Panty.