You wanna put that where?
 

What is the oddest sexual request you have ever recieved?
















*waits for WW*

Do the many invites I've had to go fuck myself count?

I've had some really crazy wild requests but the most disgusting one was by a guy who asked if he could watch me get off on a cadaver! ewwwwww!! Not only gross but illegal and just NO FUCKIN WAY!!

Omg
 

Teddy Bear you win, if you call that winning, hands down....wow!

What part of a person's brain would even let them think that was on OK request? I understand there are people out there who are into that sort of thing but you'd think they would understand how truly freaky their preference is.

I don't recall ever thinking a sexual request was odd.


Either my sex life is very ordinary or I'm not easily shocked. lol

I was asked to dress as a woman...make up and all.

Yep... this pretty much sums it up for me too!

I went to a Tactile party once

Upstairs your standard party, not a lot of drinking going on. Most drank only a little or not at all.

Downstairs on the other hand...
All windows covered, Two big blankets covering the entry way, to ensure complete darkness...
Enter to Complete Pitch Black
Can't see you hand in front of your face
you are advised to get down on hands and knees to avoid injuring yourself
Then you explore and have fun
everything is made to be soft and cushy
people are encouraged to wear touchy feely things... I.e. velvet leather, vinyl etc... interesting textures to touch and feel.
This was a Polyamoury get together so it was o.k. to touch and feel others around you. (if you were uncomfortable with someones touch or something, you were supposed to gently, politely take said hand off of your person) Respect of one another was the rule but this was a Poly gathering, and people were open to exploring boundaries. :grope:
It was something. People were doing what they wanted.
There was a lot of laughter, giggling talking, whispering, moaning, groaning, and I heard more than one loud Orgasm that night.

:grope:

I want to go to a party like that one.

Didn't I play that as a kid, Blind Man's Bluff?

are you the funeral directors daughter?

(she was only the funeral directors daughter but anyone cadaver?... old joke)

how very odd

hmm so did he happen to have one handy?

i had a gf who liked to sniff my armpits during sex... it only bothered me because i am instinctively paranoid when people snart sniffing them. Normally a bad sign i suppose.

I didn't stick around to find out.

Only if the requester was really creative about it.

i am not an expert on these things... but i think you are very wise!

well... *ahem*
 

Sorry to be tardy, I have been working a lot recently.

I should be blushing much more than I am...

There are DIRECT sexual acts, the "you want to put that where?" type.

Some that seemed VERY odd at the time, like covering myself in chocolate so it be be cleaned off by licking seemed very exotic then, or having grapes put inside of my vagina to be removed orally, and other "food acts" (ice cream is much colder and messier than I like to think about.. brrrrrrrr!!!) come to mind.

I have been asked to imitate a dead body (with makeup) while someone fucked me. (I declined)

Being blindfolded and tied into sex swing is a recent eyebrow raiser for me. (This involved 3 other people, and was a LOT of fun)

The less direct sexual acts seem even stranger. Forced exhibitionism is about D/s and is a personal favorite. Also things like wearing a man's semen on my skin, usually my boobs or face, while in public, is another.

Other than the "dead body" thing, being asked if I LIKE animals was pretty creepy.

(signed)

Wicked "That's my new exfoliant" Wanda

((((Wicked "the way I like her" Wanda)))))) missed you girlfriend!

did you ever worry the grapes wouldn't come out again?

I used to tease and sit on the corner of the pool table (v'd legs) as my opponent shot his balls in. Was once asked if I could shoot a cue ball from my twat instead of using the stick. I didn't even try...






























cause I was laughing so hard and couldn't get it to stay in long enough to aim!

Mine kinda just happened. There was no request to it.

I was getting some exquisite oral sex from a girl once. Just before I came, she shoved her middle finger up my ass.

Glad she didn't bother asking. I probably would have declined, but I actually enjoyed the experience.

Now that's a party! :)