Looking for sex...
 

Hi, I've been hanging around here for a while and I think it's time I said it....
I'm looking for SEX!

I want to save sex with someone from Pixies.....

There are a few conditions though:
1. You have to have posted pics on here so I can see how sexy you are.
2. You have to live close to me............in my house in fact.
3. You have to be married............to me.

so..........any takers??
I look forward to hearing from you!!

I meet 1 of your criteria and demand satisfaction immediately. * snaps twice* Get it up! :D

That's funny, Fussy. I want sex with a woman that meets that exact criteria too.

Has posted pics... we know how sexy she is.
Lives really close to you... in your house as a matter of fact.
And happens to be married... to you.

:D




:p

What's even funnier is that I want sex with a woman that only meets 1 of your criteria. :tongue:











:D

PF is ALWAYS one step ahead of me!!!!!!!!!! :D

Looking in all the wrong places :roflmao:

be wary of replies, you never know what kind of weirdos you'll meet on the net. :D

Be careful what you wish for...you just might get it!




And I'd respectfully like to request that criteria #1 be edited to include the word "today" at the end. :D

Not too choosy, is he?

Wonder if he found the pixie he was looking for?

A sign of a happy marriage is when you don't very often look in the Personal's section and have to be directed to threads like this rather than just finding them!


I think I meet all of the criteria - does that mean I get to have sex with FussyPucker AND Aqua?!?!?!?!?!

:wish:

Lou, FussyPucker and Aqua...... mmmmm!!


*waits for those pics!* :D

we'll need to pass the plate for airfare

I'll donate if I can see *all* the pics!

Wow looks like I might have found someone.........it was a long shot but woo hoo.....

Now abaout this whole Aqua joining in thing I have only one thing to say.....
Whos's going to hold the camera???
osuche think you can scrape together enough cash to tag along and take some pics?? oh and maybe appear in some (pretty please!!)
in fact what the hell.......why doesn't everyone just come along!!!!!

Oh hey I wanna have sex too!

And I'm no where near as picky, but I may charge money.

:2cents:

I definitely volunteer my camera skills and other nefarious abilities....

well, osuche will need help with the camera I think. So I'll have to go too, I think!

:D

I'll try not to be offended that you'd charge me money, given what it says in your signature.

now, listen carefully...
 

If anyone who applies for the job with fussypucker finds she satisfies only two of the criteria (or even only one), and is therefore (understandably) bitterly disappointed to be turned out in the cold, shivering and distraught, alone, disconsolate (that's enough negative emotions, thanks), she could apply to this address, where she will be given a fair hearing (and possibly a warm bed)...

Well if Aqua is going to be there.....I have tons of frequent flyer miles that I am just itching to use and I have my own camera that would make the trip as well!

This party is sounding better all the time. :D

Well let's get this party started!!!

Alright... we just have to fly across the pond...

OOOOOO water sports too???

Yeah, still no takers on the offer. I'd warn you the shipping costs would break you.

I just wanted to get paid for sex, and this was an attractive, wealthy women whining about not getting any.

I just don't see what that has to do with me and my husband's sweet little flirtation.