Gentlemen - Describe your penis!
 

In keeping with MrBrownStone's theme...guys, please describe your penis for the ladies.

I'm not talking obvious stuff here; tell them the slight nuances, the hidden morsels, the little details.



My penis is not overly long, but full in width. It has a nice curve to my left (probably caused by extended use of my right hand) and hangs straight out & points slightly upwards. Doggy style and reverse cowgirl sex can be uncomfortable because I don't bend down very easily, so the angle often becomes an issue.

I have a small patch of hypo-pigmentation, and when I masturbate...I like to grip the shaft really tight right when I'm climaxing.


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The idea of this thread seemed much less mundane when I started posting. ha ha

ha! :p

Funny how trying to describe it is more of a chore than talking about what to do with it... Do women have the same problem talking about their tits?

I can't really get into this thread being at work, so I'll have to come back to it later on!

*fans herself*

My penis.........okay I'll give it a go.


He's pretty much your typical, run of the mill penis I guess. He has his good days and his bad ones. He gets lonely far too often and he wakes up early on a pretty regular basis. He could really use one of those parts that ladies have that are really good at interlocking with a penis. What are those things called again? It's been far too long. :(

He absolutely refuses to reach orgasm via oral sex. Many have tried, none have succeeded. :( It's not that he doesn't like the attention, believe me he does. One thing though, if a lady were to try and kiss him immediately after he has cum, it will send shivers throughout my body. The tip of him gets EXTREMELY sensitive right after I cum.

As for the physical description of Little IowaMan, well he's nothing spectacular. Not overly thick or long. I've been told that it is shaped very nicely but hadn't been complimented on it's size until I posted a pic of him here a couple of months ago. Funny thing is though, he looks bigger to me in that pic than he does here in real life. Must just be the angle of the picture or something. That and, as I had posted in a different thread, I do believe he has lost about an inch in length over the last couple of years for some reason. :shrug:

But overall I'd say that Little IowaMan serves me well when he gets the opportunity. I wish it didn't take him so damn long to cum sometimes (especially now that my lungs are getting worse) but I've never had any complaints about that either. I also wish that when he did cum that there was more of it but alas that's just another thing the cystic fibrosis has done to this body of mine.

I guess that's about it. Little IowaMan says hi to everyone too. :D


Oh yeah, almost forgot his aliases:

He's been dubbed Pokey, Ed (as in Mister Ed), Leviathan, Nessie and Mr. Really Happy by different partners over the years. :D

I found myself very self-conscious when posting my description. It's hard to be impartial enough to give an accurate description without sounding like I'm advertising. lmao

I've been trying for years to rent out advertising space on mine but every client wants to tattoo something on it and that just isn't going to happen. :yikes:

Last time I did that...let's just say it wasn't one of my brightest ideas. lmfao

hmm i don't even know where to start

Start at the top and work your way down. :p

well here it goes, someone wants to know :D, i hope she likes.


well as it hangs cooped up behind a curtain most of the day, much like a sheathed sword, i do take it out from time to time to perhaps sharpen the edges, it appears mostly dull on the shaft where it is quite thick, moving up it stays the same color and dullness with minor imperfections much like purplish/pinkish tree-roots covering a forsest-floor, until you pull back its hood or more rather a protective helmet to reveal its shiny and glowing purple head with a mighty gazing eye. at a upright stance that is curved to left it appears to be trying to get a peek at what is going on around it, perhaps looking for that special place one may like a creature like himself to visit, often gets excited and jumps up and down with excitement in which i then have to hold him back causing to periodically to lose his load...er yeah that is what i meant.


what do you think? to descriptive? I tried to make it sound exciting :D

Another that's not overly thick or long. It is circumcised and tends to hang down and to the left. Enjoys being the center of attention and likes to be free of confining clothing whenever possible. Probably most sensitive just behind and under the head.

*Lizz swoons* I love that description!

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*IowaMan rushes in to give our Pixies Lifeguard CPR* :D

*WildIrish politely reminds IowaMan that those aren't the lips one blows into for productive CPR*

*makes an unconcious decision to stay unconcious for a little while :p*

okay, I guess that makes it my turn now. :faint:

Well since I inspired the thread, I'll go:

My cock starts soft and flacid. As I become aroused it begins to harden and grow. I love the feeling of a woman sucking on it, bringing it to life. It throbs as it grows. The head becomes fully engourged and redish/purple. The skin stretches as my cock becomes thicker and longer. My balls at the same time become ultra sensitive and enjoyed being sucked on and softly squeezed. Now what I really love is the area just between my balls and ass massaged. When that is being rubbed while I am jerking off or getting sucked, my cock is as thick and hard as anything.
When I am close, my thick shaft twitches and jumps until thick ropes of my hot, sticky cum flow freely spurting from the swollen head.

so do you need mouth to mouth recessitation?

If i have just shaved around it ,with all the little pices of toilet paper stuck everywhere it looks like a gopher wearing a turtleneck !

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I do believe we've got another "Post of the Year" candidate with this one! I think this one is gonna keep me laughing most of the day, thanks jay-t. :rofl:

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Let me just say....I love this thread! :faint:

whys that

Something wyndhy posted in a thread about women's orgasms got me to thinking. I posted in my description that my penis gets very sensitive right after I cum. It's odd because if I cum inside of a lady it doesn't tickle when I'm pulling out. If she would decide she wants me to jerk it off into her mouth or that she wants to lick or suck me after I've pulled out, I would nearly go thru the roof when her tongue hits the head of my cock. Any other guys have a similar sensation?

Another thing I've sort of wondered, and this will sound so crazy. Can any other of you guys have an orgasm where you don't actually ejaculate?

It probably sounds stupid but here's what I mean. For some reason my body was designed to where I shoot a very small load. I'll stay hard for absolutely as long as I want after I've cum, always have been like that. The thing is though that if have say two orgasms in an hour the second one will be essentially just a few (less than 10) drops. I can stay hard after that again and have what "feels" like another orgasm but without any cum leaving my cock. It's as if I'm pulsating but nothing comes out. Still the same incredible sensations of if I actually do shoot the cum but nothing comes out.

Oh god, am I some sort of freak for bringing that up?

no, iowa, you are not alone...in fact some men train themselves to be able to do that. they can try for years and never master the skill.

a little fyi about it though...for men, orgasm and ejaculation are two separate things that only usually happen together. orgasm is the release of sexual tension, ejaculation is the expulsion of semen. it could be that you are involuntarily flexing your pubococcygeal muscle (that muscle you use to make your cock dance or stop pissing midstream.) BUT it could also be "retrograde ejaculation", which makes the cum flow backward into the bladder (look for cloudy pee after ejaculation). best tell a doc if that's the case.

Nope, no cloudy pee. I guess I'm just a master of my craft huh? LOL

Now if only I could get a lady to let me demonstrate. These one-man acts I've been putting on are getting a bit old. :D

i hope you feel less freakish, then, at least.

Am I the only one that likes how wyndhy said "makes your cock dance"?

Nope, I loved that too but I'm trying my best to drag myself away from the computer and go get some dinner and figured if I thought about it too much the damn thing may decide to do a little soft shoe without me having any say in the matter. :nana:

mmmmmmmm...one of my favoritest aphorisms.

Well, your use of that phrase almost gave me one too. :p

:p...i'm not saying it's as eloquent as "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" or even as insightful as "whatever doesn't kill ya only makes ya stronger", but it is short and sweet and to the point and very unlikely to be forgotten. :D

Pic in Males section....

Well mine has a slight enhancement as I have a Prince Albert piercing. A ring that goes in the skin on the underside and comes out the urethra. It definitely enhances pleasure and is also a very good talking point in the pub and at parties.

In terms of size and shape he is about 7.5 inches long and about 2.5-3 inches diameter. I have always been told he is of a good size and my wife often say that he is toucking the top!

I will post a pic if anyone is interested.

Post some in Men's Pics please :D

what kind of bad stuff could this cause?

in and of itself, infertility is a possible complication, but i don't think there are any other problems. however, it also occurs in men with diabetes (possible indicator, maybe?) and in men taking certain medications so a doc could prescribe other meds that would be less likely to cause it.

OK, I'm circumcised and am of average endowement...6 to 6½ inches in length depending on how aroused I am. I tend to get thicker as I get longer and I've been told that I have nice width but not too wide that anal is painful. I love using Mr Hand but a woman's touch is exceptional. A wet, hot pussy is my favorite place to be and I love to go fast and firm. Oral is wonderful and I've been told my cum tastes really good.

I have some pics of me posted in the Men's section...just search on my name.

:D

lonely