You learn something new every day
 

Not to go to GoodYear to buy a battery -- wanted to charge me $100 plus $14 installation! :yikes:

I learned that osuche has a very powerful vibrator.




Oh...a car battery?



Sorry, my bad. :p

Not everything is my fault

Sharing something about myself with someone else is very free-ing.

Trust me...then I wouldn't *pay* for installation. :rofl:

I learned to listen to answering machine messages to the end before hanging up - I hate leaving messages on machines, so as soon as I hear a message I usually hang up. The number I've been trying for a few days now never answered, so I finally listened to the whole message to hear that the person is gone for 3 weeks. Oops.

apparently it's bad form to talk politics at a nudists' camp.

Nudist camps give me the willies.

you're such a pussy

I just barely got that one.

almost flew right over your head, huh?

i've learnt that fresh food shopping can be fun

Wyndhy,

You're showing a streak of something.

I learned (again) why I hate painting window trim.

I learned that taking a stand to solve an ongoing problem is both frightening & very liberating at the same time.

J'ai appris a surveiller mes doigts. je me suis ercrasé l'index drtoi, ca fait mal, il est tout bleu.... ouch, mais il va survivre
:gb:

I learned that I still can't read French.

I learned that I share another thing with Lilith.

I learned via babel fish that was something about fingers and turning blue (bruise?) and that they will survive.

Lol - he crushed his index finger, it's all blue, but he'll survive. Pauvre Patow!!!

I learned that lugging home 50 lbs of groceries when you are walking is not that easy.

Something something blue fingers? :)

Don't worry, Lil, I think even my years of French have failed me here. He hurt his fingers, his index finger is blue but he'll survive?

Talk to us, Patow! :)

HAHAHAHAHA Steph......... Pssssssssst Steph..... look up!^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL


PS got it right....... but I have to admit that i read it twice to get the gist!

Hey Patow...... have PS kiss it for you and all will be better! :D

Oh I learned today that dropping a stump on my sneakered feet hurts!

I learned that some days I should just stay in bed

I JUST learned that it would be nice to just stay in bed.......... with osuche!!!!!!!!!! :D

I learned how much fun it can be to change roles and be something your not.

ROFL Shaddup! I was reading well after others deciphered it!

I learned that people borrow money easily but paying it back is another story.

I have learnt that fairy tales can happen in real life :)

I recently started a new career in non clinical mental health. Reading through the notes on a client I noted that the head of the referring panel was a certain Tessa O..... The chances of having 2 Tessa O....'s in a city of 70,000 were fairly remote. This Tessa was my first love!!! It was still her maiden name so I took a chance (a huge one for me) and called her. Yes it was my Tessa and she was single. She was just as excited to hear from me as I was to catch up with her. So now we are dating again after 21 years. We are both taking it slow but are really comfortable with each other and there still is that spark.

It is nearly unbelievable but true!! :)

I learned that there's high quality sleep and low quality sleep, and sometimes you can't control what you get

I learned that if you search long enough you will find the perfect pair of shoes. :)

I learned some people just won't leave you alone.

I've learned that it's hard to make someone overcome their insecurities

They weren't on Clarence, were they? :D

I learned that dislocated knees hurt like ^&*&I%U&

I made sure he was done with them. ;)



I learned that a man's ass can turn a lovely shade a pink if enough force is directed on it.

I learned that I need to bring back some library books before they let me borrow any more!

I learned my cat's claws got really long and he still doesn't like having them clipped.

I used to take out tons and tons of books at university. Do they have a limit at your library?

I learned that "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a sentence.

I also learned how to hack a voting machine:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty...ot_b_26301.html

LMAO......so when do the metal detectors go in to catch all the peeps with screwdrivers?!