You know what burns my ass?
 

A fire about thisssssssssssssssss high. :p

i thought maybe someone was blowin' smoke

The fire is *exactly* this high. Whatever you do, WI, don't fart.

/me changes his name to smoke :bjhappy:

I was gonna guess, sittin' on the stove when it's left on... :p

I was going to guess cheap TP

well...we already know what cheap anal lube does to me. :roflmao:

/me takes WI's matches away.

I was going to guess.....realllly spicy Chipotle salsa. Exit wounds :yikes:

Nah...I always follow that up with ice cream. :slurp:

*pictures you with a twisty cone sticking out your ass

Dencorub impregnated toilet paper?

I was gonna guess Lilith's whip :D

Good call.

In my dreams and his worst nightmare ;)

now i'm picturing lilith whipping wi, and there's and icecream cone sticking out of his ass.

If I snag the ice cream without tagging his ass how many points do I get?

a zillion and a half

And we want pics!

I was gonna guess a sheep that's standing in a field of stinging nettles...but I see I'm too late AGAIN!

*backs outta the thread*

ROFLMFAO

Yikes!


That's even more chilling than when they whip the cigarette out of someone's mouth!

But then again, if you could do that...
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.my ass wouldn't be burning. ;)

On *that* swing. There's always time for more.