What's my Question?
 

My answer is;
"If I ask her nice she will do it."

What is my question, then leave the answer to your question.

Your question is: Do I always answer a question with a question?

My answer is: Always is a very long time, so I'd say, "No."

Your question is: "Do I always have to be so negative?"

My answer is: "When pigs fly!"

Your question is: "When are we all going to stop all this fornication and become celibate for the rest of our lives?"

My answer is: "Only on days that end in y."

Your question: "Do you have a specific day when you are more open to ongoing lessons in the art of the horizontal tango"?



My answer: "You had me at hello"

Your question: "Hello, would you like me to seduce you?"

My answer: "silly string and marshmallows."

Your Question is; What do I think of while i'm being made love too?

My answer is, because I forgot my pants.

Your Question is; "so why do you want new pants? And PLEASE try not to be sarcastic IF that is possible".

My answer is, "For a dime i will"

Question: What would it take to tease your boss?

My answer is: Bareback is better.

Question is: Do you have condoms?

My answer is; OK I will if yiu will.

Question: How about trying a butt plug?


My answer is; Only until it gushes.

Your questions is Do you touch yourself?


My answer is As much as possible

Question: Do you think she'll want the whole thing?

Answer: It's going to happen!

Your question is "Am I ever going to have the opportunity to poach WI's sheep?"

My answer is "Only with a banana".

Question: How do you like to do anal?


My answer is: "In the back alley of McDonald's"

Question: Would you like to see my Big Mac?

Answer: I love big hugs.

Question: Why are you a professional wrestler?



Answer: I don't really count them.

Questions: How many orgasms does that make so far?

Answer: It feels so nice.

Question: Why do you always expect a happy ending?

Answer; Why my balls turn blue.

Question: Why are you taking a bath in ice water?

Answer: I love it when a plan comes together.

Question: Why are you grinning?

Answer: A bare butt spanking!

Question: The pants are down, so what now?

Answer: Running anked through the woods.

Question : How do naturist dyslexics get their kicks?

Answer : Only twice and the second time my hat blew off.

Q: Have you ever been muff diving on a windy hilltop?

A: I love it.

Q; Why did you eat ALL of it?

A; Don't laugh, I didn't do it.

Q. Tee hee, is that a muff-diving mustache you're wearing?

A. It's a quarter to five in the morning.

Q; When was the last time you muffdived?

A; No I gave up muffdiving, now I just eat pussy.

Q. Do you still beat around the bush before digging in?

A. I'm feeling really horny.

Dicksbro why do you muffdive?

A; It's the taste I like.....and it's sweet too.

Q: Why do you call her, "Sugar?"

A: It's going to happen!