"You know you're ____, if you ____"
 

Fill in the blanks to:

You know you're ____, if you ____.

I'll start it with two:

You know you’re from California, if you greet everyone you meet with “hey dude, how ya doin’ ” and don’t expect (or want) an answer.

You know you’re getting old, if you constantly say, “Where’s my ___?” (fill-in the blank with anything and everything)

horny, start to pant ;)

into anal, call yourself aqua.

:p

a milk lover, have a white mutache

my spastic son, always fall down.

a pixie, are reading this.

on a diet, when every night you are dreaming about cake and lattes.

:roflmao:

I was just contemplating starting a thread reminding everyone that I really like anal.

Guess I won't have to. :D

You know you're from RI, if you hear 'small' jokes all the time.

you know your bored if you post pics that you said you wouldn't!

You know you're a mom, if you can't talk on the phone, take a shower, etc, without hearing.... MOMMMM!!!

You know you're a Pixie if you look at those pics....... over and over and.... mmmmm!!

:)

you know your a pixie adict if you like a bit of smut

my name is alspals and i am a pixie adict

You know you're from Rhode Island, if you can stand in your front yard and touch ALL the borders of the state.

You're welcome, teddy!

lets not forget the dads here!! i get it too :)

a teacher, have the urge to correct spelling in signatures

not a teacher, have the same urge. :p:D

desperate, call your husband up and beg for a ride :D

a slut, fuck your husband for lunch money :D

You know you're gonna drive him nuts if you call him at work so he can listen to you when you're masturbating :horny:

You know you’re fucked, if you get so drunk at the Christmas office party that you tell your boss what an asshole he REALLY is.

You know you're gonna cum, if you get that warm, tingly, OMGGGG! feeling! :D

five / can pick your nose, eat it and get totally busted without a feeling a hint of self consciousness

stinky, can't even stand your own smell :p

really into oral, the thought of ^^^ turns you on. :hot:

horny, are slightly amazed and turned on by ^^'s statement

in for a long night, you're this horny this early!

impressionable, find this little exchange has you thinking you want to join the crowd.

You know you're from Ohio State, if you're always saying "Buck-I" instead of "I-Fuck".

You're welcome, osuche!

LET'S...GO...BLUE !!!