What was the question?
 

This is the answer... but what was the question... and what is the next answer?

example:

Answer = Dung
let your imaginations run riot, but how about...
Question = Whats brown and sounds like a bell?


OK here goes,

Answer: cheese sauce...

so whats the question?

Q - What thick, warm, sticky fluid is full of protein and smells of cheese?



A - Slippery when wet

Q - Why is it so hard to play with rubber duckies in the tub?

A - A glass of wine.

Q - what is a smaller version of a bottle of complaints?

A - forplay

Q. Why do people like sex toys?

A. Sunshine

Q - what do you seen when i bend down?

A - arsenic

Q – What element is best left INSIDE your computer?

A – Elastic waistband

Q - What item was voted the worlds most useful invention by the "Royal Society of Handstanders with Gastric Flu"?



A - 6 inches

Q - What do you call a ruler that's only taken half seriously?

A - Dry socks

lol


Q - what might you need to do after hastily finding a kleenex substitute!


A - 7 8 9

Q: What numeric sequence best describes the half dozen horny guys plus one who want to satisfy an equal number of ladies plus two?

A: My tongue

Q - what has the cat got?


A - pink

Q - What was Floyd's first name?

A - Sweet chocolates and brandy

Q-What will be a sure way to get in IWM's pants?

A-- whips and chains

Q. If sticks and stones may break my bones, what excites me?

A. Two peas in a pod.

Q - what is the square root of 4 peas in a pod?
or
Q what is a popeapead?

A - pink, throbbing and between my legs!

Q. What do you want licked?

A. tall, thin and beautiful

Q. What is an obelisk?

A. A penny saved is a penny earned.

A. A penny saved is a penny earned.
Q - CAn you suggest a motto for a large multinational bank that pays minimal interest on accounts despite its directors getting $multi-million bonuses each year?

A - bush

Q . Whats worth two in the hand when compared to two in this.

A. 42

Q - have you seen "the hitchikers guide to the galaxy"?

(incedently, i heard the very original radio broadcast back in 1978ish)


A - the spanish inquisition

Q. What group was known for it's detailed questioning?

(BTW, Public Radio broadcast the original version of HHGTTG back in the late 70's and it was fantastic. In some ways, the best version of all. They also did a television version.)

A. Go ahead ... make my day.

(the radio was my fave version... not so keen on the tv one nor particularly the books)
Q - what would i say to just about anything IWM asked me?


A - your average working prolateriate

Q. What was Bill Gates when he first hired on at Apple?

A. I think he croaked.

Q - so how did they find out that he wasn't a prince really?



A - deep throat

Q - What do Linda Lovelace & W. Mark Felt have in common?


A - Dangerous visions

Q. What don't you want when you're driving?

A. I'm ready!

Q - Big Ears smiled to himself as his friend got out of his red and yellow car and bent over. He had actually said "I'm Noddy", but what did Big ears think he said?

(NB as PC plod aproaches this time it is clear that Big ears will be doing 15-20 in Elevonworth and won't be able to pin it on those pesky goblins this time!!!)

A - pick up the soap

Q - What did Lady Macbeth wish she had done?



A - Nutty as a fruitcake.

Q - how would you describe alspals69?

A - sticky fingers

Q - What do the Rolling Stones and petty criminals have in common?



A – Sweet and Sour.

Q - whats that on your balls?


A - to infinity and beyond

Q – At what volume does my son play his music?


A – A catfight.

Q. What is the correct term for two pussies bearing down on each other?


A. There is no spoon.

Q - as we are sleeping spoons, i guess thats a spoon i can feel?
(nb i am imagining IWM saying that btw!)


A - only in Alabama

Q – Where would you expect to find the city of Mobile?


A – power cord

What is that thing you plug the computer into?

A- six inches

Q - what would you like me togive you for your birthday?


A - harder

How would you explain yourself when getting aroused?

A-purple

Q. What color is a "People Eater"

A. Home