Hello, Pixies!
 

Tess has threatened me with an early death if I don't admit to my undying love for her and admit to our impassioned commitment to making her happy -- more of a challenge than I'd ever thought! :truce:

Hi, my name is Joe.

I admit to all she wants me to say, of my own free will, except I don't really want to give the bitch her way. So I'll also say that she's going to pay for this one.

She has constantly told me what a fine group of perverts she associates with on Pixies and felt I would fit in. Nice idea, so I hope you'll scrunch down on your seats and let me try to squeeze in somewhere.

Usually, she's sitting an talking to the computer screen while I try to write and when she laughs I know she's on Pixies .... And I"m always ready for a laugh, and to try to help the rest of you to a grin or two.

But I'm NOT going to try to catch up with her damn post count, I'll promise that! Sheesh ... 17 thousand ... I need to give her more to do, fer heck's sake.

Best, JW

Welcome to our humble abode, JassWolf! Nice to meet ya. :)

You, too, kind sir!

Sometime I just HAVE to ask you about that AV ... amazing!

JW

G'day and welcome....im Alassë/Sharni/Sharniqua :D :)

Look forward to getting to know you

:wave: Welcome to Pixies, JassWolf!! :wine:

I'm so glad Tess finally convinced you to give us a look/see. We're a great buch of pervs and pervettes, always willing to lend a hand or shoulder........sometimes even other body parts. :boobs: :slurp:

If you thank the av Aqua is using now is interesting, you should see some of the others he's used. :weg:

Just pull up a chair and have some fun!

Hello,
I'm glad to finally meet you!

Welcome JassWolf ... glad you've joined our familly officially!

Welcome the our little slice of Heaven. :) If Tess likes you, you'll fit in fine.

:loveshowe I'm soooooooo happy you decided to join Pixies! Now you can see for yourself how great this place is and even come and :molest: me in the Smut Games! You too can get 17,000 post with a little hard work and dedication. :nod:

:loveyou: my Joe!

AWww....how sweet!

Hi, I'm imaginewithme and I'm definately glad to meet the man that has given Tess the sparkle in her eye (ok, so I can't see her, but can tell by her happy posts).

Now, kick back and relax and enjoy the ride!

Wow. Thanks to all! I appreciate the hospitality for sure.

JW

uh oh. :yikes:

JW

Welcum to Pixies JW!

Welcome to Pixies "hugs"

Welcome.......... and give a good spamking to one of my favorite Pixie girls!!!!

Welcome! Almost as mushy as your S/O, I see. :D

Naahh, I"m a hardass ... but I promised to be on my best behavior here (for the rest of the week).

Thanks for all of the welcomes! Much appreciated.

JW

hi there. nice to meetchya!!!

Hello and welcome to Pixies.

Welcome to Pixies and as for that post count there's this thread over in Smut games

A thread Winston believes he owns and is the Grand Champion Winner of! :rolleyes2 :D

But I believe anyone can be Grand Champion of.... welcome to Pixies JW! :)

OHHHHH, what happens after the week? :tongue:

Welcome!!!!!!! :wave:

Pssssssst, the Anti-Mush Club (TM) (AMC) meets on Sundays. :truce:

Ohhh, good. I'll bring my jalapeno and red pepper ice cream for the dessert. Can I rant?

JW

Is "rant" a fancy word for "take naked pictures of Tess"? :wish:

Unfortunately, we need an entire phrase for that one: "Yeahhh, Babeee." :line:

Any special requests? :welcome:

JW

I would suggest her naked and perhaps even tied up. And if you really want to go nuts you could beat her ass til it's cherry red.




Not that I've thought about it. :brows:

^^^...very good at this. :D


And if that's not enough...I love cunnilingus. :slurp:

No problem. Stay tuned to this station. Film at 11:00.

Sincerely, the producer

JW

Tough as hell to work the camera that way. Oh heck, forget the camera. :nana:

JW

welcome here, as I'm sure ya can see, a great bunch of people here.

We will drag another recliner in to add to all the ones here so ya can settle in and join in the fun and sometimes the madness

/me whispers "modified miner's cap" ;)


Shit...who'm I kidding? I'd duct tape a camcorder to my head if I had to! lmfao

Now, that is a movie I would love to watch! :popcorn:

Making the movie wouldn't exactly be horrible either. :slurp:

Slow in posting, but good to meet you, Joe. Hope you have fun at Pixies. Got to warn you ... it is addictive. :)

Thanks, dicksbro. Yeah, I"ve noticed already. I sat down, stressed, said "I need some Pixies."

And later I wanna watch the WildIrish movie. (Gimme some o' that popcorn, Tess!)

JW

*Fixing my own popcorn so I can tune in and enjoy too*

This is gonna be good!

Good idea. Some more popcorn, coming up. :)
:corn: :corn: :corn:

HI there Jass Wolf............so you're a good friend of Tess?

All I can say is LUCKY YOU.

Now........according to my clock, it's 9:55 which gives me 1 hour and 5 minutes to set my DVD player to "Record"........you did say FILM at 11:00 right?

Oh, and BTW.....Lil beat me to the above statement.. !!!!! :devil:

Sorry its taken me SO dang long to get to posting this...............apology accepted I hope.

Nut