Devious
 

I won't really do it because in the end I am too professional BUT....

Can you give me some ideas of sneaky evil things to do to a co-worker/underling/fuckwad who has been going behind my back in an effort to undermind my authority???

I'd just like to daydream about messing with her :D

Plant graphic fisting porn in her desk and make sure the principal finds it.

:D *goes off to hunt graphic fisting porn

What is the relationship between you, co-worker or supervisor/underling, because it can radically change the type of head-play.

Messing with can be as simple as asking her to be moved to another class if she shares yours because she can't team play.

Calling the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses, telling them you're (she's) having a crisis of spirituality and that any and all literature they can send would be marvellous.

If she's married, at times you know she's home but her husband isn't, get a girlfriend to ring from a public phone and ask for the hubby, panic and hang up.

Sooooooo many ways on so many levels.

A wonderful book called "Don't get mad, get even" is not available here, dammit.

OMG, I love the Mormon/Jehovah's Witness idea. Only, of course, the literature should be hand-delivered. :D

And you think they could resist a personal follow-up visit?

Isn't it always? :p

Ok, this isn't anything *too bad*, but could be fun........

put some glitter or baby powder or confetti in her closed umbrella.......Next time she opens it, WHAM....... she'll look like a dork for sure!

Or, sign her name and work address up for a free sample for some herpes medicine or something.....

A teaspoon of Alum in her coffee,coke etc. will leave her speachless for hours!

Oh I know......be so extra sweet to her and make her some brownies.........
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Break all the tips of her pencils.

Thanks guys you have me grinning :D

I worked with a gal once who hot glued our boss's coffee mug to the counter. Was funny when she went to pick it up.

Ohohoho put fake vomit in her desk drawer.

That might work. You could have her afraid to open anything after that. What do you think Lil? :D












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Try a local listing of an open house in the real estate section for her place some Sunday morning ………………………….. say starting at 08:30 :rolleyes: (be sure to list it about 20% low to assure a good turn out ;) and say “must sell” so all the real estate people show up too.)

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Call a couple of the nearest and dearest to your heart charities and ask if they could send you a few pounds of literature. The initial onslaught will be nothing to the wave that comes a few months down the road after they sell her name and address.

:D

If you really want to mess with her head, buy her a mug with "World's greatest Friend" or "World's greatest teacher" on it, put some Ferrero Rocher chocs in it, and give it to her, gift wrapped, as thanks for all the help she's been this year.

There's nothing crueller than kindness.

Put her number up in the boy's bathroom stall.... "For a good time, call XXXX"

Make sure all the lost boys have the number on speed dial

This has been my motus operandi.

Get yourself one of those window envelopes. The kind that have a clear cellophane window for the return address. On a sheet of paper, type out the return address of a local hospital, but be sure to include "Sexually Transmitted Disease Unit" on the line above the street address.

Type her name and the school's mailing address on the front of the envelope.

If you use a nice, cheap envelope...not one of those security envelopes...you'll be able to clearly read the word "POSITIVE" that you've typed on the contents of the envelope as well. :D


If you really want to be mean...call a vaccuum cleaner company like Kirby, Rainbow or Electrolux and tell them you're her, and that you're interested in seeing a demo. Set the appointment for 7:00pm so all hell is breaking loose when they show up. ha ha


Since it's the end of the year, and it's not unheard of teachers getting small gifts of appreciation from students, you have the perfect opportunity to get a small bottle of gag perfume (that smells like uh, poop) and wrap it up & leave it on a desk for her. ;)


Got any old sex toys (that don't look like a penis :D ) that you can leave in her desk? The principal is sure to find them when she goes in search of the marijuana some anonymous tipster claimed to have seen. Hide the toy under the fisting pictures, next to the elbow length rubber gloves. lmfao

I would go for the simple spitting in her drink.

Or, I have used the stinky hand method before. "Mallrats" was the inspiration for this. Discreetly, stick your hand down the back of your pants and wipe you ass with it, then shake their hand, touch them, or an item that they often touch.

This one i haven't tried, but i have seen it done :D Bird seed or bread put on their car at the beginning of the shift.
Disgusting satisfaction!

Save the "confetti" from a paper punch, sprinkle it on her car just after it rains...the paper will stick quite nicely, & when it dries, will be nearly impossible to remove without ruining the finish...

Man, I just want you all to know how thoroughly impressed I am. You are my heroes. :p
















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Makes one think twice about crossing a Pixie, eh?

pick your nose and pat them on the back

cough and/or sneeze on their desk

chewed bubble/chewing gum in their pencil caddy

Trick chalk
Work with all the other teachers and get them to scorn her
Trip her and apologize
Work with your kids--have them get some of their friends to TP her house

There was a time when a teacher at my high school had super glue put in the locks to his desk and file cabnets. He left his briefcase unattended one day and the combination to the locks were changed. Another time someone caught a stray cat and put it in his car with a couple of cans of cheap and stinky cat food. After a few hours the cat pooped all in his car.

He never did figure out who was behind all of those.......... :D

Oh another thing you could open a can of sardines and pour them on top of her car engine!

You guys are beautiful.

I might just have to consider some of these for a higher-up-the-food-chain-than-me that's a complete and utter moron.

glue some pages of their daily planner together....not the entire page but a spot right in the middle so that when they open their book and open the page quickly..rrrip...".oops was someone messy with something last time that they were in their planner?"

A dead fly/bug or a hair is also lovely to find in one's brown paper bag lunch/sandwich/food.

Or simply stare through the tines of your fork and pretend that they are in Prison for the Criminally Stooooopid.

:D~~I am having waaaaaay too much fun with this~~:D

*remembers never to piss yall off*

LMAO i m luving theese

Ain't nothing wrong with the good ole fashioned "Kick Me" sign on her back.

Unwrap some feminine napkins (the kind with wings) and stick "fancy jet plane" stickers to her car windshield.

Share lunch with her one day. Make her tuna sandwich out of cat food! <---my kind of "killing with kindness".

Every time she says something remotely funny...laugh at her like Pee Wee Herman.

Call her cell phone several times a day for a week, asking for Anna Banana (or something silly like that). At the end of the week call her and tell her you are Anna Banana and ask if you have any messages.



OMG...I didn't know I had this many (and many more) in me!!!!

Where to start??
 

Well Lil I have a few that you might find funny.

Put sugar in her gas tank of her car. It's real easy, open the valve and pour. Shes drive for a bit and when the sugar mixes with the petrol in the engine......let me just say you don't want to be her when it happens.

Super glue everything on her desk to her desk. I do mean EVERYTHING!

Get a feminine napkin with wings or just regular and put red cordial or red nail polish in the centre, make it run a bit and leave it on her desk.

This one is a bit out there, but if done correctly can be funny as.
Where a clean tapon around either one of your ears and when she asks you "why are you wearing that tapon on your ear?" look at her with a stern look on your face and say "to remind me of the cunt that stole my pencil"

Put pintacks on her seat.

Rig her seat up in a way so when she goes to sit down it moves out of the way and she lands on her ass on the floor.

Fake dog poop in her draw.

Mix water with sugar and put it in one of those spray bottles that you have cleaning solvents in. You know that type that have a trigger handle on them. Spray her desk and watch the ants go to work.

Today she made a mistake and started with me. I don't think she'll come back tomorrow.

/me wishes that she was a fly on the wall to see and hear that^^^

Did you use one or more of these suggestions?

"I don't think she'll come back tomorrow."

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Is there anything we need to know, Fifth Amendment notwithstanding?

No, she just called me out in the middle of class, after we had just had a serious incident with the students, to complain about the way something was handled and her role in it. Her selfishness astounds me. I was polite but firm, in that shut he fuck up , I'm tired of dealing with your sorry ass, and you only have 2 more days here, sort of way. Without having said anything of the sort.