I know WI is not a lawyer
 

But I'd like to get his personal opinion on this story:

http://www.mwci.net/readarticle.pl?D8FP9OV83.html

Sheep
 

Hey Geico, I mean Gecko. . Just my two cents worth. I'm not a lawyer but have been fucked over by them in two divorces. I think it is pretty clear from the article. The sheep was injured. If she was laying back in a teddy smoking that would be one thing but it is clear. He should be registered on the sheep fucker registry at the very least. I wonder if the farmer has AFLAC?? :D :D :eek: :eek:

AFLAC?

That quacks me up.

Does that mean the cows are in danger too? :confused:

No, that would be "Uddering".


I know, but someone had to say it.

Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.

"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester."




The answer is simple if you stick to the facts.


How old was the sheep? If the sheep was young...yes, you should be treated as a child molester.

See, I *knew* I could count on you to get to the esential details of the case, WI! Thanks!

:D

Anytime!


The unanswered question is...how did the farmer discover that his sheep had been violated.


And is anyone else thinking of "Shephard's Pie"? lmfao

Good thing he didn't try to run or they would have got him for being on the lamb too.

Oh that was so baaaaaaaaad!! :p









*cough* baaaaaaaad, get it? *wild snerking*


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roflmfaopmplolbbq!!!

I got the roflmfao but what's the pmplolbbq? Please 'splain dat to me Lucy! :D


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PissMyPantsLaughOutLoud.....Bar-B-Q :D

Now this may explain the whole thing ...

You see, there were these two sheep herders flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

The guy just forgot to mention the part about the plane. :rolleyes:

i just gagged a little.

It's an acquired taste. :D

and....a litlle more.

:p

Can't pull the wool over your eyes!!!

Oh

Mah

Gawd

LMAO a wonderfully wooley joke dicksbro. :D

Sheep
 

Ok kids. After having more time to think this through, I feel that we need to perhaps contact a specialist firm like you see the ads on tv. I Googled Sheep Fucking Injuries at work yesterday and I am going to call the law firm of Bender, Roper and Raper, and get their professional opinion on this case. This guy can claim all that he wants that he is not a threat to children but something just does not smell right about this. Ewe know what I mean?? His name sounds familiar and I think he may just be the same guy that crossed the road because his dick was stuck in the chicken. :eek: :eek:

A friend of mine would often write "OMGWTFBBQ?" because it just looked funny. A 'net abbreviation system gone insane so adding a BBQ makes it look weirder/funnier.

It's hard to explain, RandyGal! :D

LOL @ easyman!!!

Stop laughing!!
 

This is no laughing matter Sodak!! After now doing more research, I have realized that Bender, Roper and Raper are really not qualified to handle a case as impotant as this. After what this sick fucker did to this poor, defensless sheep and that road crossing chicken, I realize that we need to bring out the big guns on this. Tuesday morning I am going to call Washington and get the very best. YES!! I am going to call George Bush's personal law firm, Dewey, Cheatem and Howe!! I mean. What is next for this perverted bastard? He'll probably take the very eggs that the chicken came from and...BEAT THEM!!! We cannot stand for this kind of behavior any longer. Think of it. Even worse than any of this...he'll probably run for congress!!! And win by a landslide!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: