You know you're horny when...
 

you see two dogs fucking and think to yourself "Hmmmmm...the line's not that long." :D



Ok, seriously. When I find myself sitting and thinking about how great it is to feel your pussy on my tongue. The slick folds against the flat edge as I run it up the center and flick the tip carefully across the hood of your clit. I smell the musk of your juices as they start to flow steadily, in response to my efforts. The way your pussy hairs tickle my nose as I'm pressed firmly to your cunt, pushing my tongue into your vagina. I feel the heat of your body in my arms and the change in the way you breathe as I increase the tempo. Now I'm wiggling a finger or two into your dripping wet pussy and focussing my tongue on your clit as I rub the roof of your vagina with my fingertips. You know, the way you like it? And when I reach up to your right breast and gently grasp your nipple...and feel it hardening in my fingers...


that's when I know I'm horny.

How about you? What is going on in your mind when you say to yourself "Damn...I'm horny!"?

^^^^^That is going through my mind at present!!

Did I tell you about my polar bear jammie pants? ;)

I'll show you my sheep jammies if you show me your polar bears! :D

Did someone say sheep?

Baaaa

baaaaaaaaaaaack atcha

Is that suppose to distract us from drooling over your post? :p

They're super absorbent.


Just sayin. :D

Well I wasn't before....

Pole a bear?

Taking this eroticism thing a bit far, If you ask me,

Sorry, you must have meant "Pole her bare".

Haven't had my first cup of hemlock yet.

Noooo.....do tell?? ;)

And where's the pics!!!

You're watching CSI and can't follow the plot because all you can think about is fucking Marg Helgenberger.

omg I am now after reading your description..... :Faints:

Nice WI............ can you use some help with all these ladies?


NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coaster you are so kind to offer. Come here NOW!!!

PJ pics to follow. Right now they're way too distorted in shape. :p

You know you're horny when........
"pajamas" carries a thread for 16 hours!

But they're sexy polar bear pj's! :D

Where can I get a pair?

No need for jammies...
 

And then find your way over here, NOW!!!

If you marry my wife for 15 1/2 years...you get them for free! :D

Mmmm i love your sexy jammies!


to reply to your hot Hot HOT post....I know when i am horny when i look at nekkid pics of Mayhem, and i have to LICK the monitor....Poor guy, just imagine how he felt when i told him that i have such a hankering to give him a blow job that i woke up one morning sucking on my finger!

....any one have any links to where you can order a kit to make a copy/dildo from a real penis? I remember seeing it somewhere around here......

yes, THAT is how FLIPPIN' horny i am!

it's somewhere in lil's 'cock envy' thread, lizz.

Aha ok i'm going there now! thank you!

yvw

Taa Daa Clone Your Bone YAY!!!!

Thats pretty fuckin horny!!


You know you're horny when....someone elses answer to "you know you're horny when" makes you horny

I am so fucking horny right now that driving all the way to England is sounding like a good idea...........when is that damn Eng-Am tunnel going to be done? Wot? No such thing?!?!

...fuckers.....

fine, I'll just go to sleep gnashing my teeth, then....

I know I am horny when.....

...when I saw a big stick of pepperoni but my mind didn't think about pizza.
...when I saw a cute couple kising but in my head I see them already naked and fucking each other brain out.
...when I look at the guy in front of me talking. I look at his moving lips and thinking "Gosshh...That mouth must feel really good on my pussy now."
...when I look at that guy in the band KISS (don't know his name) sticking his tongue out and I almost reach orgasm right then.

I know I'm horny when I wake up & there's a tent pole holding the sheet up in the air...

Lol, I have some short polar bear night shorts to match ya WI...other than that...I never seem to shut off, lol...

I often wear mine with no shirt...how about you? ;)

You have the most glorious orgasm after barely touching yourself....thanks to not having one in at least 10 days :p

10 days? :confused:



Now that's just wasting a perfectly good hoo hoo! :mad:

"Perfectly good hoo-hoo?"

LOL

I take great pleasure in the fact that my hoo-hoo is deliciously naughty. :devil:

Perfectly good in a deliciously naughty way. ha ha

I'm gonna say "You know you're horny when"......

You spend time chatting with a incredible pixie friend, then when you walk outside all of your animals run like Hell away from you!!!! :brows:

YES!!!! :licker: :faint:

Here's something for your hoo-hoo, sexy:

:licker: