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ROFLMAO....mine is now called my "honeyed womanhood".....OMG I can't stop laughing!

Honeyed, huh? Sounds interesting. ha ha

Allow me to introduce you to my "Seething Desperado"! :grin:


And for those of you that are curious...and you know who you are...


If I were a woman, I'd have a "salivating slot". Ok...so that actually sounds a little spooky. ha ha

OMFG!!!!!


I know someone with a "sensuous catflap"! :jester:

"beautiful phoenix".

Hope nobody is diabetic..."Gluttonous Candy Cane",here..

Lilith's bits are best described as her "pliant chink".

Lubricious Oubliette ( I still like "puswah", tho :D )

Lil's bits are best described as her "rouge-lined pocket".

I like that one better.

wohooo well i have a choice between "heavy flute" or "hard boiled sickle" or "pig-headed excalibur".... which should i choose?

"exquisite sheath" :rofl:

"fountaining knob" :D

are best described as his "supernatural pantagruel".

Aqua's's bits are best described as his "pounding piston".

Lixy's's bits are best described as her "pouty glove".

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...sounds inviting, don't it?

LixyChick's bits are best described as her "dampened pool".

Oh...I like that one too!


And I can't help but picture Captain Picard sitting in his chair on the bridge of the Enterprise and making his hand motion and saying "Engorge"! :grin:

Mercury_Maniac's bits are best described as his "importunate instrument".



my real name's bits are best described as his "salivating baton".

Dreamgurl's bits are best described as her "aristocratic test-tube". or bits are best described as her "deep atrium". yeah those are weird.

I'm liking "heavy flute"! The others? All I can picture is a pig with an egg in it's mouth. LOL! Dunno why!!!

heavy SKIN flute......haha :jester:

Real first name bits are best described as her "dainty cauldron".

OMG...keeps getting better and better!

east's bits are best described as his "formidable shaft".

hmm sounds good to me, i like this one better

bits are best described as his "potent goliath".

An all I got was this Flaming Soldier.....

CasperTG

Nothing exciting for min...... dripping vagina.

you all can just call my bit a "ridged powerhouse"

My ripe recess yearns for you.

My fruity cranny is your dessert.

bits are best described as his "gargantuan whale"


Well, not really, but that's better than the first option I was offered..."dampened beanstalk"

Penix. That's the name, rising from the ashes is the game.

"Hugh Spur"
:jump:

Tess's bits are best described as her "nectar-giving tub".

Not sure if that is insulting or not? :D

heart-shaped sanctum........

i like that. :)

"throbbing delta" for me, not sure how I feel about that one

lol. but i think i''ll stick with 'lick my clit' when i'm of a mind to talk dirty.

...oh baby...please put your mouth on my fermented void. :confused: that line belongs in a different wildi thead.

Ye ol' "transfixing spike".

I call them....peepers...or tangs....not to be sexy but just in general...

I put "furlong" into the 'lurve glove"

I know is is a little childish but I have to go with one of the great ones "my pocket rocket".