What *is* it with this planet?
 

Been majorly sick of late.

My wife has been sick.

Our daughter has been sick.

My girlfriend got hit by a car last week. Knocked o her ass & slid several feet. Hit and run driver.

My other girlfriend fell off the curb, into the street and has moderate to severe brusing on both legs, and some additional injury to her already fucked-up ankles & hips.

Fortunately, nobody has had to go to the hospital, but...

fuck my chihuahua!

wait a minute...


you have a wife, & TWO girlfriends, & yet you wanna fuck your chihuahua?

Where do you get the energy, man? No wonder you've been sick...

LMAO@Scotz

Scotz,

The chihuaua's the lowest maintenance of the four, I'll bet.

Gekkogekko, what about the lizards.

LOL! Too funny Scotz and Oldfart!!

Hope things pick up for ya soon gekko!

CasperTG

Majorly sick?

How does that differ from being generally sick?

Are you feeling rank?

BTW, my dinner was laced with a "cane cut semillon" where the grape bunches are cut

fron the vine, alowed to dry and then turned into wine.

Bloody bewdiful!!!

Lilith, do you need a bottle of this?

Scotz, you need to behave.

I just pictured an OF and Scotz 3 way....they'd have me laughing so hard I'd probably choke :D

GG life will get better.

OF, yes, yes I do.

:rofl: I was sitting here reading getting more confused by the minute. Thanks Lil for clearing all of this up for me! :eek:

So then...share the insight with us other dummies Chey!

*tilts head like the RCA Victor dog*

I think it's to do with what moon is in Uranus.....or the dawning of Aquarius, or finding out Virgo really isn't a virgin after all.

Ummmmm, I thought it was a joke he was passing along lol "shrug"

((((gg))))

Ok, you first...

don't either of you start that nehaving shit now! I'd have no reason to threaten you with a trip to the dungeon then.

I need to know about nehaving.

I thought it was the opposite of behaving at first ;)

or perhaps "nehaving" is the result of FFS*

















*Fat Finger Syndrome...as a frequent victim, I am well aware of the symptoms...

Scotz, shame on you.

It's an old scots word, as in "I was ne having sex wi' yr dotter!"

It's a city in Connecticut.

too funny ^^^

Everybody nehaving a good time?

Like I always said GG, Life sucks...too bad it don't swallow.

Actually, my nehaving some twinges from the weather -- I'm guessing it's the steel screws from surgery.

Yours too steph