So freaking bored....
 

ok, you may or may not know I'm on 24/7 bed rest..... "bed jail"!!!

I've read everything, TV's dull...... :hair:

It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't in bed alone!

I need a bed-mate......... or 2 or 20...... :grope:

Any volunteers?

I guess I should warn you, I ain't had nothing in awhile and well... I might have to... ummm, well you know... would that be ok?
:bj: :hump: :hug: :x: :bsex: :sex:

* hops in under the covers and snuggles teddy :hug: *

Ug, I remember having to do that sort of stuff. The web never turned out to be as much of a friend as it did then.

http://www.sudoku.name

http://catan.jsettlers.com/


thought I believe that you need java to play either one.

*jumps on the bed & tickles Teddy & Belial*

*struts into the thread...stripping off clothes and singing a ditty from the hit show Gypsy...*

"Let me entertain you...let me make you smile...let me do a few tricks, some old and then some new tricks...I'm very versatile. And if you're real good, I'll make you feel good..."

*standing naked except for the feathery fan fluttering stratigically over the nips and hoo hoo*

How's that for a bit-o-entertainment hun?

P.S. Borrowed the term "hoo hoo" from a Steph quote in another thread! I know it's a "suzie"! LMFAO!

Just how big is that bed? Guess we could all start with a great big group hug and see what happens next! :jump: What caused you to be in bed jail by the way?

psssst! bare4you http://216.150.92.84/forums/showthread.php?t=26025

I stole the term from WI (who would like to steal our hoo hoos, I am sure!).

*bounces on the bed while enjoying the fan show*

i feel for ya, broke my shoulder so i am on the same thing sort of and bored as hell

Ooo Ooo a "slumber" party.....but i am surely not planning for any sleep!!!!

count me in!!!

I knew I could count on you guys! You're the bestest!!!

mmmm.... *snuggles up with Belial, and sneaks in a kiss... pulling the covers tight so Steph can't tickle us... until she's distracted by Lixy and starts bouncing... whistling and cheering for Lixy and her sexy 'hoo hoo' dance... thinking if I had a lap top I'd play those games from gekkogecko... pulls bare4you under the covers to hug with Belial & me and whispers 'its a Pixie bed, as big as we need it to be'... lifts the covers and invites theunknown9898 to join us... giggles at lizz, who said anything about sleep, and pulls her under the covers too...

ahhh... now this is much better... hey who's hand is on my hoo hoo?...

Oops. :)

Let me just say that was one fine hoo hoo. :)

Thanks Lilith :x: Let us know if there is anymore we can do for you TB! We are here for you!!!!!! :jump:

How much hoo could a hoo hoo hoo if a hoo hoo could hoo hoo?

^^^ It just came to me! *giggle*

*jumps up on the bed and pulls back the covers for a hand check on who's hands are on who's hoo hoo!*

I'm thinking a hoo hoo could hoo endlessly! :)

Ya know...lately I'm thinking mine sure could!

*watches horny meter bury in the high zone*

Hoo hoo's hooing are a hoot.

My hoo hoo hoos multiple times a day!

I hear so many hoo's...




I'm thinking of changing my name to Horton! :D

Brings the whipped cream and chocolate and joins the fun on teddy's bedjail.

Lick, lick, lick :slurp:

:slurp:

*peeks under the covers*…. Ohhhh it’s db, carry on….. bare4you get under these covers with us :D ….. *giggles at Lixy and pulls her under the covers*, could be fun trying to guess who’s hand it is OR should the hand guess whose hoo hoo it's on?.... hmmmm?.…. *thinking Steph must know a lot about hoo hoo’s, pulls her under the covers too*….. lmao @ Lixy, db & Steph…. Horton we been waiting for you, we need a hoo hearer (omg a Lixy word?)….. Whipped cream & chocolate!! Yummm rockin…..

Now this is turning into a party!!

A question though…. If girls have hoo hoo’s….. What is it called that guys got?

Let's see...maybe a.......

YA-hoo!!!!!

that would be me !!!!!! :jump: :jump: hope you re feelin better :x:

I thought guys had magic sticks. Or so I've been told.

:confused:


Magic?



Hmmm...let's see!


/me closes his eyes, makes a wish and shakes his stick.



:yikes: Wow! It works! I wished for an orgasm, and VOILA!!!!! :D

Joe climbs out from under the bed where he enjoyed listening to all the moans and groans and giggles. Now he's ready to help clean up the mess.

:)

Ya-hooooo rockin! ..... wrestlemark nice hands, mmm ;) ..... ummm hmmm, magically delicious maddy..... WI the real magic is when it works for someone else, can i try? :) ..... *giggling, pulls joe into bed*, who says we're ready for clean-up :D .....

Wondering if all this counts as 'bed rest'.....