Let's pretend that all of a sudden...
 

...you find yourself at work, wearing only sexy lacy women's lingerie...

In one sentence, what do you say to your co-workers? :D

My laundry slave quit.

does this make my butt look big?

hello, i thought it looked good on me this morning, now I'm having second thoughts.

I think this is going to look a lot better on you :) ...................... along with me. :hump:

Shit...am I the only one who thought today was Halloween?

what? it's not like they're crotchless :p

Holy shit, don't ever let me drink tequila again!

I'm removing barriers to expression. ;)

Oh this? It's my turn to give the sexual harrassment workshop.

Do you like my new shoes?

(Since I work at a pool...) Do you like my new swimsuit?

Are you objectifying me?
I'm so offended.

(ok, that was two sentences. Sorry)

What are all these people doing in my dressing room?
(Borrowed from Frank Sinatra, on stepping on to the stage at Las Vegas, c 1965)

They don't say Hanes until I say they say Hanes.

I just bought some Victoria's Secret stock and I want to be sure they're profitable.

This underwear was so damned expensive, I couldn't afford the rest of the outfit to wear with it....

or

Is it me, or is it chilly in here?

Actually... to one particular co-worker I would say...

"You know that cockring you mentioned you keep in your medicine cabinet? Well... lets get out of here and put it to good use!". LOL... oh.. as you can tell... I have thought about it.. believe me... I so absolutely would love that.

"Morning, have you ever had one of those dreams where?..........oh shit"
or
"You know, nothing exciting ever happens around here"
or
"What? Have I got ketchup on my face again?"
or
"Bet your weekend wasn't as good as mine!"
or
"I've said it before and I'll say it again, I could never be hypnotised!"
or
"I know what you're all thinking......but I just don't feeling like wearing my name badge today"
or maybe even
"I'm guessing Kinky Kath was my Secret Santa!"

I better stop now I'm putting far too much thought into this! :D:D

That's the last time I get dressed in the dark.

Honest guys, I have no idea how this happened!

Has anyone seen my shoes?

The memo said to dress casual on Friday.

:telephone

My boss said come as you are, we need you now.

:teleport:

Of course I do work in a 911 station.

That was the one I thought of too. :D

I know, I know...I look ridiculous, but I had to wear the flats with it because I couldn't figure out how the f*** to shift with the stiletto's on! :hot:

I guess I'll never forget the night I can't remember?

Holy crap!

"I'm going to a Rocky Horror Party after work and don't have time to change." Unfortunately, working in those platforms that Frankenfurter wears would be interesting.

"No, for Halloween, I dress up as *you*!"

Oops
 

You know, on second thought the bra and panties would look better on you, but we'd better have you try them on and model them for me to be sure!

And what did you think they wear under a kilt?

i lost a dare with all your mothers.

Sorry would never happen...i would be fired on the spot *L*

Oops.

You know, your wife said I looked good in this.

Jude30 stole my idea

Today is the 100th anniversary of "The Emperor's New Clothes".

or


I woke up late and drove so fast, the rest blew right off. (I ride a motorcycle) So they would be leather and not lacy.

or


WHEW, Can you call maintenance to look at that paper shredder?

or

We're out of coffee.

What do you mean where are my clothes?!

Do they clash or something?