Panty Removers
 

Things, sayings, moves that are more likely to get you laid than not.

Ladies, what works and what doesn't.

Guys, what have you tried that bombed or succeeded.

One that didn't used to work with my wife but does now is having a screw or screw drive in hand and asking "You wanna screw?" Used to get :rolleyes2 but now I usually get :better:

There's obviously no magic phrase that will make Mrs. WI change her answer from no to yes...but when it's late and we're both awake, I've asked "so...wanna get lucky?". When I'm really craving some luvin, I'll whisper to her while we're out "I know it's wrong, but I want to push you against that wall and fuck you hard right now....and lick you when we get home." :eek:

But I'm dying to see how "hola" works. :hot:

I've started dating a guy this week. I was chatting with our mutual friend and said, "I can't look at him. He's too cute!" He overheard & it worked. :D

Our mutual friend is a 75-year-old flaming queen. His line is, "Do I know you? Have I blown you?" He gets lucky all the time with that one! :D

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unless you consider me pulling up my skirt and saying fuck me now a "line"
:rofl:

Works for me!

that makes two! :D

Works for me too! I just noticed I'm not wearing panties! :eek:

Holy shit, yeah........I can see where that might work! Dang!!!


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ROTFLMAO!!!



Oh, and me neither!! :jester:


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And to think - I'm sitting here just trying to visualize all the Pixie ladies without panties!

All I have to tell Boog is I have heartburn! :D

Sing to me. Really it's about that simple ;).

Although:




would probably work just as well.

<----- warms up his whisperer! :D

Hmm...

I hate it when a guy is a "shmoozer." They try way to hard and you can tell they are being insinsere.

I like a guy that has a good smile, a touch of cockyness, the perfect touch, and doesn't use lines, instead uses good humor and says witty comments.

Oh and something else that works... showing me a pair of handcuffs. I have so many mixed feelings when I get pulled over by cops... :boobs:

"Have I told you lately how sexy you are? And how much I love touching you?"

Works every time. :D

I don't want to have sex, I just want to lick you for hours.

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hey, what's up? ;)

This often works. ;)

LOL... this is one of my panty removers - guaranteed!

http://www.ianchadwick.com/tequila/

Letting my hair down has worked in the past.

Never had any magical phrase to get in a woman's pants... wonder if I should try, 'Hi, My name's Aqua.'? :p

Is it the drink? Or the bottle?

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:yikes:


That's one of those "what were they thinking" moments! ha ha

They were thinking: "women are going to line up around the BLOCK for one of these..."

I know I want one ;).

Guys letting their hair down usually works for me,my head just turns their direction of its own accord. Giving massages works too.

Now... THAT is an AWESOME BOTTLE!!! :wine:

That would TOTALLY work on me. Nothing more exciting than being wanted that bad, that urgently.

WB Red! How the heck are you, you sexy thang?


And thanks!

Thanks WI. I'm good. I've been playin' my guitar, lying underneath the stars, Just thankin' the Lord for my fingers, for my fingers. :D

At this point that would work for me.... :x:

So in college, my husband concocted this drink called "Panty Dropping lemonade." Basically, Sweet and Sour mix with vodka and triple sec. Two drinks and the panties hit the floor.

Sad thing is, it's a tried and true method - hasn't failed him yet!

and sooo not fair for those of us with a hair fettish (of sorts)