C is For Cookie Damn It!!!!!
 

C is now for celery NOT


Me want Cooookieeee .....

That is just so sad. Why don't they just let him eat his cookies like normal, but have him exercise more?

He is a Monster fer fuck's sake. Some monsters eat people...I have always considered cookies a more healthy choice by comparison :p

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Oh hell, the next thing Ya know he'll be doin' Richard Simmons tapes. THere goes the whole damn show!

Some things can just be carried too far and this is one of them...Geesh!!!!!!!!!

That's not the Cookie Monster I remember.

*Spews drink all over* :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

sigh o the times. could be they just got too many compliants from uptight mommies. either way, they are responsible for so much stimulation and information in young minds that i think it's good that they re-think things every once in a while and determine what kind of message they are sending. abit extreme, i'll admit, but
i'm ok with it as long as he still hosts monsterpiece theatre.

:eek: Can't they show him on a treadmill instead?

Next thing you know, "they" will insist we leave Santa Claus mineral water and raw broccoli!

I think Mrs. Claus would take a few pounds from the cookies over the side effects of raw broccoli any day!

Ya know, I think you're right. Plus, Santa's never once complained about the cookies and Jack Daniels we leave out for him. For some reason, he's always been pretty generous with us, lol.

sure...get 'im all liquored up and he ends up giving you your stuff *and the neighbors stuff, stumbling back to the sled in a drunken haze and forgetting that he has 543987263875692325 more houses to visit. ya screwed the rest of us ! :p :D

LOL...My 32 year old kid called me about this.

He is devastated beyond belief...thinks he needs to get some therapy after finding out he has gone down the wrong path in life with "Cookie".

Oh Oh...will there be lawsuits????LOL

Well Hell! What'll the producers do next season? "Out" Bert & Ernie?

They were going to have Bert or ernie die one time and I remember the out cry was unbelievable.

I, for one, will be mailing a package of cookies to:
Mr. C. Monster
123 Sesame Street

make sure they are they crumbly cardboard kind he likes :p

My daughter LOVES it when i sing her the "C is for Cookie" song

~~
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!
Cookie cookie cookie starts with C!

now is~~~

C is for Cookie, that's in moderation for me!
C is for Cookie, that's in moderation for me!
C is for Cookie, that's in moderation for me!
Cookie Cookie Cookie, well, maybe not for me.........

Change is enevitable...just sucks when it happens to a childhood standard

*Lizz defiantly chows a cookie in Cookie Monster style*

edit...

I like licking people..I consider that a healthy choice ;)

It will turn out alright.They will just have to replace chocolate chip cookies with culliflower chip cookies.That's all.

lakritze,

Good one! Cauliflower chip cookies! Love it! :)

Next thing you know they'll move Oscar into a Recycling Bin and send him to anger management classes.



Teaching kids about eating healthy is a good thing, but why no let Elmo do it? Or bring in a new character to teach it. Geeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz

ok i now REFUSE to let my girl watch, cant they just give him a fuckin cookie made w splenda??!?!?!?!?!!!!

~nikki

Yeah ... at least for the people. :)

This isn't right. Cookie monster was happy eating cookies. They'll have to give him (it?) antidepressants just to compensate for the loss...

so if cookies aren't PC anymore then this is prolly totally outta the question

wyndhy,

Yeah, probably. :)

An update on how Cookie Monster is coping!!

OMG!!!! lmfao

I'll be singing that song all Day!!!!

I've seen the needle and the damage done.

That's wrong on so many levels!

About as wrong as this

Oh, and this and this

Z is for Zoloft, that's good enough for me,
P is for Prozac, each morning I take three,
Now I'm on Paxil, pity it ain't free,
Cookie, who needs cookie, not for me!

cute!^^^