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Sharni 03-07-2005 05:11 AM
Brisbane ~ Beautiful one day, hotter the next!
 
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This appeared in my local newspaper (see attachment)

It's bit of a diary writen by Alf....an Englishman fairly new to Australia

Tis a classic...:D:D Oh and i dedicate this to PantyFanatic :D:D

sodaklostsoul 03-07-2005 05:22 AM
:rofl:

MilkToast 03-07-2005 07:26 AM
excellent!

cherrypie7788 03-07-2005 07:40 AM
lol!!

PantyFanatic 03-07-2005 08:58 AM
That makes you wonder why the man would rape a nun in the first place. :confused:

Lilith 03-07-2005 09:05 AM
very cute...I've seen a similar Florida one :D

osuche 03-07-2005 09:17 AM
Ya know.....for $2500 he shoulda gotten to *kill* the repairman. :p

thereIam 03-07-2005 09:26 AM
And is it any wonder that polar bears refuse to live there? :blink:

PantyFanatic 03-07-2005 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by thereIam
And is it any wonder that polar bears refuse to live there? :blink:

Polar bears have good judgment.

Sharni 03-07-2005 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by thereIam
And is it any wonder that polar bears refuse to live there? :blink:

Actually we do have a couple of polar bears here *LOL* about 2 hours from Brisbane

They're in a zoo...where any bear thats here belongs*L*....

PantyFanatic 03-07-2005 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sharni
Actually we do have a couple of polar bears here *LOL* ....

I wonder what evil thing they did to get transferred there. :confused:

Sharni 03-07-2005 07:28 PM
They're spoilt rotten them bears *LOL* Any polar bear would love it here

Polar Bear Shores

campingboy 03-07-2005 10:09 PM
Where is the snow? They eat fish? I thought there diet was mainly humans and seals??

Sharni 03-07-2005 10:29 PM
It does not snow on the Gold Coast *L* & Yep they eat fish...grapes and watermelon

As for what they're fed as a major part of their diet i'm unsure what they feed them

campingboy 03-07-2005 10:48 PM
Grapes and watermelon? - I must go to the wrong part of the tundra - I have never seen those growing there.

PantyFanatic 03-07-2005 10:49 PM
SOMEBODY STOP THEM! They're making bear soup!!:yikes:
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…The pool is ?chilled? to 15 degrees and boulders line the sides of the main pool in various sections …….

That's almost 60°F for god sakes.



WTF?? :confused: shrubs?? watermelon?? grapes?? :wobble:
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…These include fallen logs, trees, shrubs, ponds, streams, climbing terrain, varying substrates and natural bedding materials…

…Just like the big bears the cubs love their watermelon and grapes!…


No wonder! These SPECIAL bears speak French. :dizzy:
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...They had been orphaned in the Canadian province of Quebec and had been taken in temporarily by Quebec Zoo...

Will you please book me a ground floor room here, when I come to visit? ;)
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The simulated rock walls incorporate misting systems to portray arctic mists and provide additional cooling….




:grin:

Oldfart 03-08-2005 12:04 AM
PF

15C is COLD.

For the record, Polar bears struggle through the winter hunting seals and losing a third of their body weight.

The green months see them hunting and humping and otherwise having fun.

BTW, the all time cold in Darwin since the last Ice Age was 10.4C in 1942.

thereIam 03-08-2005 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Oldfart
BTW, the all time cold in Darwin since the last Ice Age was 10.4C in 1942.


10.4C? My God, those poor bears. Someone should knit them a sweater. Wouldn't want them to catch a cold in such frigid environs, would we? :grin:

PantyFanatic 03-08-2005 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Oldfart
PF

15C is COLD....

:grin: :rofl: :grin:
OMG

Do you people even own clothes? :confused:

osuche 03-08-2005 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
Do you people even own clothes? :confused:[/SIZE]


He just wants to make sure the women there still wear panties. :D

Sharni 03-08-2005 01:44 PM
*LOL* 23C last night....and i shut the house for the first time in a while...it was bloody cool...had goosebumps and had to put a jumper on

Damn the cold weather!

PantyFanatic 03-08-2005 04:08 PM
:hot: 23°C = 73.4°F :hot:


ROFLMFAOPMP :grin:

WildIrish 03-08-2005 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by campingboy
Grapes and watermelon? - I must go to the wrong part of the tundra - I have never seen those growing there.



Well duh...they grow close to the ground! You have to dig through 27 feet of snow to get to the watermelons. :D

Sharni 03-08-2005 08:02 PM
*LOL*@WI

They don't grow on the tundra, but then i'm not going to dig through 27 feet of snow to look either *L*

But they grow here and the bears love em...Fruit is plentiful here...lots of animals like fruit........My dog loves Rockmelon.....i know a bloke who mixes kiwi, pineapple, banana, melons and all sorts into his racing greyhounds food...Good for em

I imagine they give them to the bear to meet some dietary specs....or they maybe just a treat..

But whatever ya do...DON'T tellthe other bears....they might all wanna move here!!! :yikes: :faint:


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