so...
 

...who do i hafta fuck in which hole to get a "Welcome back, you bomb-ass honky!"?

Hot damn! Welcome back Silky!!

As far as who and which hole... I'll leave that to committee.

Good to see ya! :D

I'd happily offer up a "Welcome back you bomb ass honky" in exchange for not getting fucked in any hole! :D

no dice, man. it's how i roll. but i'll let you pick the hole.

Ok, if I must. I'll pick.....














Aqua's :D

Uncle Silky,

Welcome back you bomb ass honky!

You may now have you choice of WildIrish's holes.

:D

:rofl:

Looks like the fun is starting!

Welcome back........from this not so new newbie!

:yikes:

Welcome back from a newbie.




Barb :)

i activate my power to monopolize and choose ALL holes! take one for the gimper!

Welcome back :D

Say, I think you should start a website...

Gimp or Pimp!

Although I do believe there should be an option 'C'... Both. :D

*prepares to be gimp-slapped*

Welcome back Uncle Silky

Welcome back! :D

Hey Silky, glad to see ya!

I bid you Greetings and a warm hardy welcome back Silk>>>>>>>>.
However all holes are now under protection of the Hole-listic federation and have been placed in a state of temporary suspension for minor restoration.

Lmao.....so does that mean there is a "Do Not Enter" sign because of constructon!!^^^^

WB Uncle Silky ... your unique honky backside has been missed and you are always a sore site for eyes ... errrrr, I mean .... LOL!

I'll settle for a schooner of Drambuie.

Welcome back you bomb ass honky!

Welcome back Unc, c'mon in and bring on the BS

I have no idea who you are, but welcome back anyway and I want pics of you and Aqua....:rofl:

TT, you might need to dig back into the archives to discover the true nature of the silky one...suffice it to say, he's far too close for comfort, & I heartily recommend you lock up the silverware & hide the children & small furry critters...

...just when you thought it was safe to go back to pervin'... ;)

Welcome back Uncle Silky! :D

Welcome back, Uncle Silky. You've been missed. Just the other day, I heard someone say, "Where'd we put ol' Uncle Silky?"

Anyway, glad to see ya' again!

you know you fuckin love me, scotty. admit it!





so what've i missed, kids? fill a hillbilly in.

Scotz,

It's more fun watching the newbies playing hopscotch in the minefield.

So long as we're there to catch them (or at least their component parts).

pfft. you can do better than that, ya cooze!

wait... *scrolls up....*



*gimpslaps Aqua* a-HA! almost slipped it by me.

of course it has a sign Sodaklostsoul......and a little sign carrier as welll..LOL

welcome home from another not so new newbie.....a hillbilly, huh??? Hot Damn!!!! A hillbilly and a redneck....nowwww thissss jessss might get good!!!!

Welcome back you ''ol smooth talker you... :x:

Like I fuckin love an ingrown hair on my back where I can't reach it...




Well, let's see....in the beginning, God created Heaven & Earth...or would you prefer I skip ahead a little?

Well a sign carrier is a good thing!! :devilish:

So...How long will you be staying this time??? :D :p :D

as long as the PCP supply holds out, i'll be around. when it's gone, i'll be off into the night again, collectin hobo scalps to trade in for cash to fuel my various habits.