Anyone not having sex tonight?
 

OK, i know its a long shot, as I know your are all sex crazed sexy people, but is there anyone like myself who is not in the throes of passion this crappy evening?

:hair:

Aye... no sex for me this evening.

I'll be in the hut if you need me :D :(

And who might that reply be directed at LIlth?

No sex for me either.....unless he grows a 2300 mile long penis :D

any and everyone ...why do you ask?

Nope- non for me either. Dh isnt home tonight. :(

None for me tonight, or tomorrow, or next week, or next month...lol

I wont be scoring again till september

no sex here either.... but I'm with osuche if he grows a 2000 mile long penis, it's on :D

Not until the end of Feb when my g/f get's back from overseas.

So...if I am having sex tonight...do I answer this query?

^^^^^^^^^^^^That post is gonna come back and bite me on the ass!

*ducks the rotten tomatoes and skips outta the thread*

Hey Lixy can I be the one to bite you on the ass? lol

Sex???????? What is that??????? Gave the wife a nice dinner and a lovely necklace for V-Day...............
I got a coffee cup...............Anyone care to share a cup of coffee??????

Awwwwwwww (((Master Scribe)))!

Hope the hug helped!

No coffee for me at this hour...I'll never get to sleep after...oops! Better not say after what. Wrong thread!

Where's the "How much sex are you having tonight" thread?

*feels the boot kick me in the ass and scoots out the door*

*giggle*

It seems Celibacy is the norm tonight,but if your out of step Lixy, your getting the short end of the stick,as a couple of pixie lady's are expecting/hoping for 2,000 mile long penises.

Only if you're willing to share Mr. Lixy :D Then I'll let you gloat. :p

nope......... i'll be sitting back, relaxing...... things still alittle tender down there after surgery....... but she did bring home a Reeses Peanut Buttercup Blizzard.......... that's almost as good as sex!

Me neither! ah well nothing new about that.

Count me in, dammit!

Lixy my dear, you are cruisin for a bruisin as they say in these parts.

Not I.... :(

None here either but hey... I got my son home from the hospitol so I'm good.

((((BigBear)))))

(((((((((((((((((Osuche))))))))))))))) close enough to sex for me :x:

Aw...sweetie....You deserve a hell of a lot better than that!

no time for sex, too much work here

No TIME for sex? I don't think those words will ever come out of my mouth lol

all my evenings are crappy and passionless

nothing for me

raises hand and steps into the circle of celebacy... good to be here... glad im not alone...

well i still have my toys that will be keeping me company... but I don't count that... so you shouldn't either!

Nothing better than the real thing... hoovering above you... pounding into you...

Ok.... TOYS!!! I NEED YOU!!! Ah hell where did they go....

Nope I was working and the fact of 785 miles one way did'nt help either.........but now thursday is a different story. :D

Does the day end in "y"?

There's your answer :p

I humbly offer my apologies to the thread...

Turns out I was wrong in my statement above. :D

You ever hear the story of the boy that cried wolf?


He worked with sheep, by the way. :D

Is ok...I didn't have sex enough for the both of us :p

None here tonight...g/f is workin'....will be wandering around Pixies tonight lookin for a mind blowin virtual orgasm!!

The real flesh is far away, maybe for another month.
Until then... a guy does what he has to do, even if he has to give his wrist a couple days off - maybe tomorrow. Not now. This place helps, too.

Not having any for about a week. dunno how long it will last.. had fight with wife :bang: