Oh, fuck my chihuahua!
 

What's your favorite expression of frustration?

Sharni, we already know about frogshit.

Oh, if the frustration gets extreme, the phrase mutates into "Bugger me with a red-hot chihuahua!"

I have way too many to list.

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

LMAO ~~ That's my mantra

Well I saw this phrase in a book that I read once. "Oh fuck me til it hurts!"
I think it speaks for itself.

I am full of it...er...them! I have a million...but will only list my top 5 (to spare you the pain of all that reading...lol!)

1) JHCOAB! = Jesus H. Christ On A Bike! (OMG...this is infuriating!)...And I'll only ever say that here once more...any other time you read it, it'll be the letters. Does anyone know what the middle initial stands for?

2) Oh yeah...sure! And my ass is a piano...play me! (When I don't believe a word you are saying)

3) Fuck me royally! (When I've been cheated out of something...but with flair. Hey! Ya gotta give props where props are due...lol!))

4) You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd (it's futile to try it...whatever "it" may be at the time)

5) If that's true...I'll kiss your ass in Macy's window during rush hour while masturbating to a opus played by chimpanzees! (I know you are lying)

While it may seem like Sharni has directed that^^^ at me...I know in my heart of hearts it was purely coincidental that she posted just after me!

*giggle*

"I liked it better when you sucked me in silence." :rolleyes2

*writes that one down^^^^^


I'm a "well fuck me running" sort of woman when I am amazed.

"Fucked in the ass without any vasaline"

Do I have something tatooed on my forehead that says "______"?

One I like that I haven't used yet, but thought many times... "Your village is looking for you - their idiot is missing."

When I get frustrated I just say "Shit!" or "Fuck" - not very creative

"Fuck me"

[QUOTE=LixyChick]I am full of it...er...them! I have a million...but will only list my top 5 (to spare you the pain of all that reading...lol!)

1) JHCOAB! = Jesus H. Christ On A Bike! (OMG...this is infuriating!)...And I'll only ever say that here once more...any other time you read it, it'll be the letters. Does anyone know what the middle initial stands for?
QUOTE]


hosanna

Another fav of mine is this. Now before I go on, it can be used in 2 different terms with the same equally funny outcome.

"Well the lights are on,but nobody's home."

"well, fuck me to tears..."

Picked that one up in HS, still haven't figured out how one might get fucked to tears...

My friends and I all let out a "fuck shit bitch" in anger, frustration, annoyance, et cetera. :) It often gets shortened to fsb in polite company.

You have my saying! LOL :D
Or.... Fuck me running!
Kiss my rosy red ass is good :p

"Fuck me running!"

"Cheap, lying, no good, rotton for-flushing low life snake licking dirt eating inbread overstuffed ignorant slut *kicking* sucking dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fat assed bug eyed stiff legged spotty lipped worm headed sack of monkey shit!"

Cowgirltease...I have a chihuahua.

Galatea...love the 2nd one. I'll have to memorize it.

"Prunella McGee" is my "phrase" as you call it. I developed it during a public radio pledge drive with about 23 elderly volunteers in the same room...and nothing went right.

A small aside...I have a nasty smile that has made screaming kids start whimpering and a charming couple want to "get into it" in the houseplant section at Home Depot. The manager asked me what I did and I smiled. :devilish:

Nope nikki! Well...least not according to the band Hoobastank (sp?). They say it stands for Hoobastank...lmfao!

Jesus Murphy is a popular one for me lately. I've been trying to clean up the language a bit lately.

No curse word is verboten to me but I use them in select company.

The c--t word is said when I think a person is acting despicable and it's said with a rough Irish accent. My mother will never hear me say that word ever but my friends from the 'hood can handle it.

I can open my balcony door and hear everything and it does influence me. It's like when I've been in Montreal for extended times, I sorta pick up the French accent. I sometimes have a bit of the 'hood accent in me now, too.

I tend not to use "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on" for mere frustration. I tend to use that one when I'm pissed at someone. And then, of couse, it doesn't stop there, because I use it only when I'm seriously pissed. Thenit:

Fuck you, fuck anyone that looks like you, fuck the horse you rode in on, fuck your mother, and while you're at it, go suck your own left nut/tit.