Jupiter is a strange and disturbed little man.
 

I've decided to keep a top 3 list of the best random Jupiter quotes of the day. You can't make these things up folks.....


3. "my mom goes clay is ugly but those boys look like freaks" -DG

2. "wow that was one fantastic ping! i'm no longer a ping virgin" -rockintime























And the best quote of the day award goes to Chey.

1. "hold onto your boob and just shake your nipple.. that will work"

LMAO... I thought about posting that one too!

t f-----in funny i fell out of my giggling hysterically, ok i didn't, had a good laugh anyway.

OMG.. lmao!!!

We were doing the chat Hokey Pokey!!! LOL (I guess you had to be there... ) :D

Be verrrry careful what u say in there. :D

LOL. :grin:

Oh lord :grin: at least i won something lol

And...?

I liked when Chey said..."ya put your right boob in, you take your right boob out and shake it all about"...She is such a trip and I'm so glad I got to know her :hug:

^^^^^^^^^ LOL... and I was NOT drunk! :D Same here TT.. :D

yeah, Yikes!! i got caught saying something, but it had all of my chat friends just rolling! gawd!

Today's Edition
 

3. "she got 10 inches cut off tonight" -Kadiya

2. "yeah he's got a lady in spikes i'd love to have" -cowgirltease








































1."boo hoo, my cock hasn't been played with for a while" -lizzardbits ((wtf???))

omg...roflmao

LMAO!!! I went to bed too early!!!

Chey..I expect payment for not posting what I thought the quote of the day would be.....oh and I got a new bra (inside joke) roflmao

^^^ LOL - so much for your girl scout cookies!!! :D

*cough* *cough*

Damn, damn, damn, me and my big mouth! lol

Okay the naughty bitch and the hussy are at it again. LMAO :D

Today was evidently shit day in the channel.....

3. "who was that masked man lol" -scotz

2. "here we go talking about shit again" -sodaklostsoul

























1. "ya know why shit is tapered?" -Lost (No, Lost. Why IS shit tapered?)


Jupiter has a fetish we didn't know about evidently.

:rofl: This is too funny Galatea!!!

So ya ass cheeks dont clang together when it drops into the bowl

^^^^roflmao

Lmao

Ok, I was almost late on this one. Stats change in less than an hour but here goes today's list:

3. "hey Cobalt, Soda, Chey, and Booger!!! concentrate!!" -Kaelynn

2. "only if you will lick his chest for him DG" -TinTennessee


































1. "I posted today on a couple of those slut games" -muted


Poor newbies.

3. "and just what do YOU know about pills, boog?" -rockintime

2. "but me here neds to ejaculate sometimes don't I??? LOL" -joys (who also picks up the 'typing with one hand' award)










































1. "I think it's a "womb broom"" -pantyfanatic

Honorable mention to everyone who's quote included a reference to pantyfanatic. Guess we know who the favorite is around these parts.

rofl..I knew PF's "womb broom" comment would make it!

yeah, "womb broom" still has me giggling today :jester:

lmfao!!!!!

Anyone care to define it? Is it a period? An abortion? A really good fucking? Anybody know?

LOL... I believe it is what he calls his mustache during oral.. ;)

I believe that is another name for a mustache/beard/goatee. The fact that I know this, has me very worried!

Womb Broom

*swoons* :faint:

3. "bullshit! Bain is so a word!" -Gekko
(Define it?)


2. "god we let it all hang out here don't we?" - sodapopsucker
(If we got it to hang)












1. "so when you have someone over you're not squeezed into a twin?" -JohnD39
(only if you're REALLY lucky) :3:

HEY!!!!!!!!!! Tht's my LEAFBLOWER!!!!!

:rofl:

I am suprized there wasn't more quotes taken during our Cock Ring Toss... damn what a game....

Good times in the chatroom I tell ya what....

3. "no. I have just fallen asleep. I can dance." -campingboy
(That IS talent. I've heard of sleepwalking, but sleep dancing?)

2. "i believe you have that knackwards" -rockintime
(how do you typo a KN for a B? I hope theres a story behind this one)








































1. "they are only a dime and you get your money back" -booger
(Sounds like some Bourbon St. hookers I've seen)

cool thread! :D


looks like i'll have to get my ass in chat so i can contribute :jester: