**Stupid Human Tricks**
 

Hehehe! I love David Letterman and his "Stupid Human Tricks" segment in his show. I was wondering if any of us Pixies are so talented in that area.

If you think that you have one that may qualify, post a reply of what you can do, or if you can even capture it on cam, post the picture(s) if it. I'd love to see or hear what you can do that not many others may be able to do.

Thanks to All the Talented People who post!

Love, Lizz:D

I'll go first!

i can fold my tongue into three folds!

Ahh, yes all of you gotta love talented tongues!

Lizard licks to you!

Hehehe.....well my Fussy can do this, but most of you already know that!

and my other stupid human trick....

and many of you ladies out there may be able to do this as well, but i still think it is cool that i can do it, plus it feels good!

I can Lick my own nipples! tee hee!

Holy Shit!!!!! Such raw talent we have here ;) I can pick stuff up with my toes but that's not extraordinarily unique. Oh I know......I can make men ejaculate from thousands of miles away :lust:

Hey...me too!


Well, the part about the toes, that is. :D

um , i can whistle tho my eyes............. i know im a freak , LOL and i can also pick stuff up w my toes ............ but i think my best trick is i squirt !!!

~nikki

I'm with Lilith........I can cause men thousands of miles away to cum. :D
I can wiggle my ears. :)

LOL @ all of you!!!!

Can't really catch it on camera, but I can wiggle my nose like a rabbit... :D

BTW Lizz you have beautiful eyes!

Nikki :D You have another of Lil's talents too. :lust:

Yes, but...
There was one evening lo, these many years ago, when my wife had me tied down by the wrists only. She left the room to get something to eat. By the time she came back, about 10 minutes later, I had folded my legs up to my wrists and untied myself with my toes. She thought I was still tied down.

That was the evening I really found out, I just don't make a good sub.

;)

i do belive that calls for a bit of :spank: from her, just to remind u whos in charge!!! lol

~nikki

OOoo, talented toes and ears and eyes, oh my! And a Houdini, and nose wiggler and long distance man ejaculators, and a man that can give himself a bj, and (licks my lips) squirters! Wow these are Great!!!

I looked thru the last year's worth of threads started to see if there was a thread like this started, and didn't see one, and i wanted to start a fun one and so far things are looking and sounding really good!

hehehe, i can write, but not really well, with my toes!

Thank you Cheyanne, besides me boobies, my eyes are my favorite part of me, and i love putting funky eye make up on.

thanks to All! Lizz:D

Once posted a pic of my tongue-rolling technique, don't have the patience to look it up for ya but it's somewhere in the archives...

I also used to have great toe dexterity, I have over a quarter-inch gap between the big & the 2nd toes (you know, the ones that stayed home ;) ), almost like having an opposible thumb on my feet...with the big belly I used to carry around & chronic back pains, it was nice to not have to bend over to pick up small objects...my greatest foot feat was picking up a rubber band off the bottom of the swimming pool, witnessed with great astonishment by the apt. manager...alas, I can no longer do the fancy tricks anymore with the neuropathy...

Also with the mention of ear-wiggling, I can move my scalp, with or without touching it...sorry, no pics or movies available...

Hmmm, well I have some pretty cool (and gross I guess) talents. I can hold a soda can between my shoulder blades...I can bend my thumb back until it's flat against my wrist with no pain at all, and I can also flex my "pectorals" like you see some really muscular guys do, a really interesting thing to watch lol :D Never fails to freak my sweetie out

hehehe, speaking of cherries, i can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. sorry no pics of that. but is one of my favorite bar tricks. gets the guys panting, hehehe

Me too but can you tie a double knot? :D

Oooh, i'll have to work on that! hehehehe

I can flip my tongue 360 degrees and I can do this wave thing I can't really explain...we should change this thread to stupid tongue tricks.

having a "Twin Peaks" flashback now...

friendly bump for a friend in chat

**kisses**

Hi Lizz

I did start a similar thread in the men's section awhile ago :

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/foru...read.php?t=2961

It may interest you ;)

It's really disgusting to see....but I learned at a young age that I can dislocate all of my knuckles at the same time.

The phrase "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" Yeah, well I can do that.

I saw the most amazing thing today...freaked me the hell out.

I saw a kid in a classroom blow smoke out of his mouth. He had no cig or fire, no nothing. Apparently he holds his breath and creates enough friction in his mouth with his tongue to create smoke. I have no clue how but he gets a bad headache/rush after. I suggested he was smoking his brain cells and that I wasn't sure he could afford to lose them. :spin:

THAT would freak me out too! :eek:

I'm sure I do a lot of stupid things... but I don't know if any can be counted as tricks. :rolleyes2

Ummm I saw you do something once that made me cringe and clap...wasn't a stupid trick just scary as hell :yikes:

*BUMP* i want to see if there are anymore "stupid human tricks out there.

As for me... i used to be able to do a lot of stuff i cant do anymore. though i think i can still pick up just about anything i want with my toes. (can do the infamous roll of quarters) i can flip my tongue upside-down (180*) and i'll have to think of a few more. i can do all the neat stuff others can do... wiggle my ears and flex my tits (pecs). that sort of stuff.

but my brother can do all the freaky stuff like make his shoulder blades popout and stick straight out from his back. suck in his breath really far and be like two inches thick.(not for the faint of heart to see in person) and my brother has perfected the art of making your self burp... he sucks air in some specail way and belches so loud and long it rattles the windows and you can feel it vibrate through your body. My brother is absolutely awesome when it comes to human tricks stupid amazing or otherwise.