Song Butchery
 

Everyone has a song they've re-written the opening line of.

My favourite is the Dean Martin perennial "That's amore".

"When the fish hits the dish with a terrible squish

It's a moray."

What's yours?

:giggle fit: omg lol

Don't just giggle, tell me YOUR song.

Acting funny and I don't know why....'scuse me while I Kiss this guy.......

<---is right there with her ^^^^ :D

I'll be interested to hear Scotz' and PF's songs.

Another old favourite is

"All day all night Marianne

Who the hell d'you think I am, Superman?"

*tap dances across the room* I'm jeessst singin' in the rain, siiingin' in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm cumming again.

Send me the pillow that you CREAM on,so i may CUM and CREAM on it to :)

From You ain't seen nothin' yet...

She turned to me with that big brown eye... and said,
'Your pecker ain't in yet'!

American Woman....The Guess Who

Inflatable woman
You're the gal for me
Inflatable woman
You are so sexy..... :rolleyes:

All we are sayyyyy-ingg.....is "Give me some paannnnnnts" :D

:grin:

I sorta do this with a lot of songs...unintentionally...mostly...*coy look*

"More Than A Woman" The BeeGees

Bald headed woman...bald headed woman to me...


"Ticket to Ride" The Beatles

She's gotta dickie to ride...


"Song title?" Johnny Cash

I feel that train a coming...comin out my end...if I don't get to the bathroom, I'll shit myself again...


Oh Gawd...I type too much!

lmao lixy! this thread tickles me to no end.

Lixy,

See, we are not alone.

For the Raffi lovers among us, here is one song I've sung to all my little ones... with my own spin on it.


It's mine and you can't have some
No way I'm gonna share it
Cuz if I share it with you
You'll have some too

(and then of course, they'd sing it the right way, explain it to me, and "straighten me out" ;) )

**bump**

C'mon pixies, tell me YOUR song.

From the late Mr Sinatra...

"You make me Egg Foo Yung"

I always liked ...

Stake me out on the ant hill,
Stake me out in the sun.
Smear me with honey and leave me there,
Twon't be long till my bones are stripped bare,
For chomp, chomp, chomp little ants do ...
Until they've eaten their fill ...
And there's one,
two,
three million ants on the old ant hill.

...and don't forget

On top of spagetti
All covered cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door

It rolled into the garden
And under a bush
Now my poor meatball
Is nothing but mush....

I don't know who sings it and don't know much of the song (I know.... duhhh) but one line is: "because of you I screen my phone calls"..... I swear I hear: "because of you I scream my balls off".

:D

LOL Is that song by No Doubt? now I'm singing it your way :p

Remember Lorne Green's "Ringo"?

He lay face down in the desert sand

clutching his penis in his hand . . . .

I'm embarrassed now, because I've been butchering songs for longer than most here have been alive...but now, at the moment, I can't remember any of them...

rest assured, they'll start coming back to me sometime when I'm away from the puter & unable to turn on a radio to drown them out

A friend of mine went on a double date after fixing up her close girl friend with her boyfriends visiting cousin.

On the way home, my friend hears her girl friend in the back seat singing along with the radio.......... almost.
This was back in the 80's I guess. Part of the song was: "feelings.... oh oh oh feelings..... <yada yada yada>.... nothing more then feelings..... <etc>" Her friend was singing: "Felix.... oh oh oh Felix...." Boy did she ever get a razzing for that!!

Peter Gabriel
In Your Eyes Lyrics

in your thighs
the light the heat
in your thighs
I am complete
in your thighs
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your thighs
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your thighs
I see the light and the heat
in your thighs
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your thighs

Pink Floyd
Another Brick in the Wall Part II (the "we don't need no education" song)

"If ya don't beat yer meat, ya can't make any pudding!
How can ya make any pudding if ya don't beat yer meat?!?"

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! The Wall will never be the same!!!!!!


(((I am litterally rolling on the ground with laughter)))


((((((((((scotz))))))))))))))

A little seasonal bump for this thread (& inspired a little by DB):



We Wish You a Hairy Mistress

I am not!!!!!!:D