Huh?????
 

For those who remember my earlier thread about my dating woes....thought you might get a laugh outa this. I recently put myself on a local dating site, just for the hell of it and not really expecting much to come from it. Anyway, got three "hits" on there recently....

1) A 19 yr old virgin college student looking for an older woman to "break him in".....(can't i just have one that's already housebroken?)

2) A married man who was looking for "looking for a little extra spice on the side".......(so what does that make me? Mrs. Dash?)

3) A newly seperated transexual who is going thru a sex change procedure and even tho he's technically still male, he lists himself (herself?) as a lesbian on his profile.......(now let me get this straight: he likes pussy, obviously wants pussy....his own and somebody elses.... oh hell, i'm so confused)


Sure beats the heck outa those "loves walking on the beach" ones, huh?

Kathy, thanks I feel so much better now. I thought I was the only one that had "loosers only" tattooed on my forehead! lol

Kathy, you are a beautiful lady and it is not surprising for a lady like you to get such comments.

ROFLMFAO:grin:

Does that site have a link to the Jerry Springer show?

the transexual *was* jerry springer :rolleyes:

well, kathy1, i'd say you got your kicks. rotfl

UPDATE: I politely messaged them all back saying how flattered I was (cough cough), and that I just wasn't interested. Wellll, lo and behold, this morning, I find an e-mail from married man.....he actually said he thought his marriage would be over soon and could we still get together :bang: :bang: ......*smacks self in the forehead*....oh give me a fuckin' break!!!!!

A truck pulls up outside the Kathy1 house with Acme on the side. "Did you order a Fuckin Break Kit ma'am?"

that's the break i like,most people want coffee or smoke breaks. :sex:

Kathy_1 ~ I understand. Why do you think I married Mr. Osuche? I realized that there were no other good men available who (1) had good sense, (2) had jobs, (3) weren't married or gay, and (4) had all their teeth.

Good luck finding the needle in the haystack! :D :D :D

BTW ~ I am just kidding......but I do understand your frustration.

So that "lesbian in a man's body" line doesn't work?

Would a lesbian transexual shave their legs?

at least you get some messages,


i've gotten maybe 2 or 3 on Adult Friend Finder in the last year and only fags are interested even though my profile says i'm straight

i get a few winks from some ladies on there but thats it and they aren't even from this area :(

[QUOTE=osuche]I realized that there were no other good men available who (1) had good sense, (2) had jobs, (3) weren't married or gay, and (4) had all their teeth.
[QUOTE]
Hmmmmm... *Goes through the checklist*
(1)Uhm... very debateable. The Mrs would say no.
(2)Check
(3)oops, Married.
(4)Damn... missing 1.

Soooooo... 1 out of 4 pretty much disqualifies me, huh?

What was the website called? :p

Not a European one. :D

So how does a redneck get a gal if he needs teeth and a job?

Shake the family tree?

Falling out of the tree must be how they lose the teeth!

lmao

No. He fell out of the tree whe he was told to go rake leaves. :rolleyes:





;)

when I registered at one of those places (more to find friends more than relationships) I got MANY older gentlemen..while I like older men, some just gave me the wrong impressions lol, and when I emailed with them, they were NOT just in it for friendship after all lol oh well

don't bring osuche into this :D

<-- Has seen TONS of men with bad teeth and VERY nice trucks in TN.....and might climb a tree to get away from one. ;)

(1) Nope
(2) Nope
(3) Yep
(4) Yeah, but horribly crooked...

So that's 1.5/4?

LMAO. Better score than the aforementioned men in TN

Oh yeah. I put myself on one of those sites. Sometimes I forget that due to the complete lack of correspondance. So call me a loser I guess.

:hug: that surprises me

Ooops...almost forgot to add yet another update....man, i need to do sumpin about my kharma on that site.....last night's "hit" was a 20yr old, satanic, goth, lesbian from NYC who's willing to relocate for the right woman......ya know, suddenly this bag of batteries ain't lookin' so bad after all LOL


(P.S. Sugarsprinkles has seen this stuff....I swear i"m not makin' this up....and that izzzz the really sad part)

Pass either or both of those my way:D

Big surprise...Lil has a love affair with :fishy:


LMAO :p :D :p WHat does one do with a fish in bed? ;)

Feed it to pussy! Or stick it in the toothless mouth of a snoring Tennessee guy!

LMFAO

LMFAO next to ^^^^

Hey WI... is there any popcorn left?

I'll pop your corn.....:fish::spank::baa:

Maybe a little. :bite:

You know... I am one of those people that like to stick out their tongue and let the popcorn stick to it before pulling it back into my mouth... *leans over for some popcorn*

/me gets all tingly


:hump:

I can no longer read the message next to that AV.










Without gettin a stiffy! :D

The thing with popcorn is... even though it gets stuck in my teeth, once I start I can't seem to stop unitl I am at the bottom of the bag. :slurp:

You dirty birdy! :D