things you can't do on a water bed!
 

let's see how many things we can think of NOT to do on a waterbed...

You definitely should NOT play lawn darts!

You most assuredly cannot slip out of your wife after having sharpened your penis to a fine point.

^^^^:eek:^^^^


It's not a good idea to wear those spiked fuck me shoes when in a waterbed.

I know. :rolleyes:


I mean, yeah...you're probably right! :D



It's not advisable to joust in your waterbed either. As a matter of fact...that one might even be on the warning label.

You can't leave the candles on the waterbed...they might burn through the plastic and cause a flood. :yikes:

It's not a good idea to play golf on your waterbed.

Osuche might find this one particularily useful...


You can't rake your waterbed. :D

That's why I spend my nekkid leaf time outside. :) Right where the neighbors' kids can see me.

You can't use any positions that require significant leverage on a waterbed.... :hot:

This is important ...

You can't flip the mattress over if you're uncomfortable. ;)

<-- Needs to do some hands-on research to determine what cannot be done. :D

Its definitely not a practical place to setup domino's

and

Its not a place for juggling torches!

You can't ice skate on your water bed. :eek:

.....at least not in the spring. :fish:

fish

You can't stand on your head on your water bed..

Ah from guns to bayonets WI. Your wicked. When you climb into bed with you Mrs do you cry out "Once more into the breach."?

AHHH The Waterbed Brings Back Such Fondling Memories!
 

:boobs: You cannot sleep in one filled with water that's not heated........(at least not, and awaken well rested and limber!!) :fish:

You shouldn't let pet unicorns lay on the bed. :rolleyes:

It's not a good idea to have a bunch of cats on your waterbed.

You cannot play with pins on your water bed.....so acupuncture treatments are out. :p

Easily use it as a source of drinking water if you wake up a bit thirsty.

You cannot use the spiked choke collar on your lover while on the waterbed.

As long as your neck is supported by my...ummm...thigh ;) ...We should be OK.

Well...that certainly was stimulating. :slurp:

You can never find a good rhythm on a waterbed... the waves come back and screw it up.

Put fish inside the water bed and then expect a restful night's sleep

LMAO.... I'll guarantee it... Put Fish in your waterbed and you will not get much sleep at all.. :p

Hmmmm.....why do I have the sudden urge to go on a fishing trip?

You can't perform open heart surgery on a waterbed.
Well, not and expect good results.

Yep.....had that problem while on vacation......

Oh yes you can.............. just need more practice! :sex:

You can't wear spurs to bed and expect to wake up dry

You can not set your branding iron down on a waterbed.

It's not a good idea to use your waterbed as a pincushion while sewing.

It's not a good idea to leave the drain hole open while filling the bed with water.

waterbeds don't make a good place to build a bonfire and roast marshmallows.

You should not freeze the water in lieu of turning on the air conditioner.

you should not wear garden airerator shoes and walk on the bed.

Well...you can't coat yourself (and your partner) with massage oil and use the bare waterbed like a slide....without having fun. ;)

You can't eat ice cream on a water bed while your partner is jumping up and down on the other side... :fish:

LMAO!! That cracked me up!! :D