"And now for something completely different...
 

..a man with three buttocks."

:moon:
:moon:
:moon:

:spank:
:spank:
:spank:

....getting spanked :wine:

Ok that's it...I'm calling Ripley's...they will NEVER believe this!! lol

:eek: :eek: :eek:

.....shaking 'em.

:shake:
:shake:
:shake:

:drive:
:drive:
:drive:


......sitting on 'em

:hump:
:hump:
:hump:

humping them....

:wine:
:wine:
:wine:


....drinking a toast to them

sexin' em up...

:bsex:

:bsex:

:bsex:

If he is your boss you will need to kiss them......

:x:
:x:
:x:

..... times as much!

And then sex em up again.....

:sex:
:sex:
:sex:

first story
 

I read your first staory and loved it

orrrrrrrrr, my favorite, turn 'em around and :


:better:


:better:


:better:

....or take them fishing to catch



:fish:
:fish:
:fish:

If you :shake: sex, you won't have to worry about

:baby:

:baby:

:baby:

Choices. :yikes:
Choices. :yikes:
Choices. :yikes:

Could show 'em these:

:boobs:
:boobs:
:boobs:

.....and we all know what they all have in common


:ahole:
:ahole:
:ahole:

Don't want them getting to big so go easy on the:

:cake:
:cake:
:cake:

:moon:
man, do I looooove butts hehe

An interesting way to blow out :moon: :moon: :moon: candles on a birthday :cake:

ewwwww...... Catch22!!

I think you should get

:trout:
:trout:
:trout:

for saying that!





lol :D

This is just pLAIN
sILLY :grin:
sILLY :grin:
sILLY :grin:

Makes one :moon: :moon: :moon: popular at parties. :grope:

I like to drool over them...


:drool:

:drool:


:drool:

Seeing a guys in a nicely fitted pair of jeans makes me

:hot:
:hot:
:hot:

mmmmm.....

:baa:
:baa:
:baa: .............just passing through

WI on the sidelines, watching 'em pass through...

:love:

:love:

:love:

Takes up a lot of room :shake: :shake: :shake: on the dance floor. :wiggles: