I need to get laid
 

Yep. Pure and simple. I need some. Know how I know? Cuz someone just told me a little while ago. and you know what? they were right. Right as rain...


Knowing you pixies, I'm sure I'm not the only one that needs to get laid.

It's been almost 2 weeks for me. Who else and how long has it been?



(if it's less than a day or 2, you will be bludgeoned by the rest of us...)

2 weeks? OH.. I have you beat...

Lets try.. August 2000 was the last time that I had SEX... and then.. it was 3 times.. prior to which.. it had been June 1996...

I need it but I refuse to say when I had it last. I don't think I could withstand the bludgeoning today. Regardless I could use some lovin'.

Its been long enough that I took up jogging just to hear heavy breathing again!

jenna - damn. you win. hands down....

It's been 7 months and 1 week exactly since I had a real cock and it's all Darogle's fault. LOL :)
And as you can see in my cock teaser thread it's about to grow shut! :rolleyes:

It's been 7 months and 1 week exactly since I had a real pussy and it's all Uncle Sam's fault. LOL :)

Dayum! I thought I had it bad! Girl you need REALLY need to get laid! :(

time flies
 

had to think on this one...been rather busy with other things. But then I am not the kiss and tell type--HA~!

I need it, but as Lilith said...ah I won't go mentioning any day length..I just really feel the need as well ;)

I can't seem to get it enough......before my first surgerya few years ago I would MAKE myself do it once a month....then after the surgery I swore my doctor left the "turned on" switch in the on position. But, like Lilith, I won't say when the last time was..... I think I could all day and still need it again the next day.

skyler_m......really wish I could help ya out. :)

Well as far as actual getting laid? Its been ages ... I so need to get it hard and fast :sex:

All I can say is it has been too damn long, sigh

That's it. Pixies Orgy at my place! :hot:

GREAT line, jay-t! :D lmao

well seeing how i've never been laid,

20 and half years,


try and beat that !!! :jester:

3 weeks...but I am hoping to end my dry spell tomorrow. Yay me!

I'mwith you on this one Lil......it's so true that the more ya have the more ya want.

Two words I've never used together...enough sex.

Still, in cases of dire emergency...I'm sure there are Pixies willing to volunteer their services ;).

Last time I was inside a woman was June 11, 1982.

No prizes for guessing the significance.

*points to the growing pile of spent batteries accumulating in the corner*

Please don't make me think about how long it's been.

Ah yes, but things are real bad when you have to buy your own birthday cake!

I wonder how much it would take to bribe a Doc to preform such a procedure on my wife?

For me it's been long enough that I have forgotten which one of us gets tied up

LOL I need new batteries, too. It's been at least a month but I've been happy single. My ex, on MSN right now, says he feels like it's been *a lot* longer. :D

Since January....good god somebody help!!!!..LOL

I don't need to get laid.....I need to fuck the hell out of someone;)

damn. i guess i don't have it so bad afterall...


Lilith - are you taking volunteers?

Gets in line behind Skyler

not sure a line is necessary today...I could probably hurt you both simultaneously.

Must be the barometric pressure;)

I'm absolutely rabid right now. If someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd ejaculate prematurely.

Go fuck yourself , WI....and take pics;)

brb

huff, puff, puff, huff...I'm getting too old to be running around like this!

*hands wildirish an oxygen tank* :D

*Hands WI something else to huff, sniff, and puff*:D

<---quickly stuffs ^^^'s undies into the oxygen mask for some fresh, yummy, hoo hoo scented oxygen!

rotflmfao

<--- pounces ^^^ while she's on the floor. Keeping the oxygen mask on so I don't pass out, of course.

How about 23 and a half years! That's how long it's been for me.

That really needs to be fixed Vurginne....hint hint ;) :D