Sexual Signs
 

Have you ever been so horny that every thing you see makes you think of sex????




I can't even go thru the Drive-thru without seeing signs that make me think of sex.










Let's see what everyday signs or items make you think of SEX :D

I wish I had a pic to post also, but alas, I understand the feeling and the need!

haha i know whatcha mean,

that last one makes ya think :D

We have a chain of convience store's here called ..Kum n Go's

:bj: Gobblers Knob too funny :D And every time I see a Kum N G o I laugh my ass off.

Great signs, SS...lmao

Terrific, SS. Those are great. I'll have to be on the lookout. :)

My favorite road sign is to be found near firehouses:

"Watch for fire equipment when flashing".

I've always wondered if a couple from the Ozarks moves to California & gets divorced, are they still legally brother & sister?

Absolutely, just the same as if they're from Tennessee. :D:D:D

OK, I have a sign just outside my house....which ALWAYS makes me laugh. I am NOT kidding.


"Speed Hump"


Geez, even the government knows that all I ever get is a quickie. ;)

I'll try and get a pic later.....

It seems to be the same all over SS. :(

Ok, Sugar, now you've got me on the look-out for these signs....yesterday, at a stoplight, next to me sat a van....somebody or t'other concrete and tile flooring.....but the slogan had me laughing all the way home........ it read
"we haul 'em, spread 'em, lay 'em"......

signs signs everywhere signs.....
 

i don't have pictures but these are worth repeating ; sign at a greek resturant"parking in rear" and what about the sign at the ranch enter at own risk :) :eek: :spin: :cool:

yep. I just wanted a drink...

Save me a spot at Gobbler's Knob Mobile Home Park.... These were all funny. The only sign I have seen recently was painted on the back of an S&K Rykoff truck rolling down the freeway which read: America, Eat Out More Often.

as often as possible....

that's funny. i usually make a different kind of mess on my computer when i'm looking at pixies...

:D

I'd have to be a contortionist to get that kind of mess on my monitor, skyler_m. :D:D:D

but i would love to see you try. lol

sounds like fun

If only I could

no, it's not there for me either.

damnit. It was a sign for a state park called "Big Bone Lick Park"

i'm sure his pipe is kept in working order...

damn. cheaper than i normally pay.

i do remember driving past a hand car wash (we use only sponges no brushes
just pull in for the best hand job in town) :jester:

SS, I made it to town last night :D

LMAO, well I guess my mind wasn't too far in the gutter cause I stopped there to get gas last night as well, :D

here are a couple that I have allways liked

There's an ad that runs on the radio for a local dentist....."don't be afraid to open wide"


And I thought of a sign that the local Golden Coral used to have out front.....
"Stop in and try our GC marinated steak" ( I work in a medical lab and GC is the informal abbreviation for gonococcus).......just couldn't bring myself to order it LOL

Booger - those were hysterical!


I remember when I went to Germany in the early 90s, I would lose it every time I walked past a store named Peter Palmers. It was a clothing store.

There's a (real) Estate Agent in London called Cameron Stiff.

No doubt the ladies who work there are a little tired of having to deliberately pronounce the two words separately to prevent the caller joking, "Lucky girl!" and bursting into peals of laughter...


Jaybee.