How Much Wood....
 

no there is no wood chucks here just a very sexually exhausted woman. Have any of you ever experienced the never ending hard on? I swear upon all that is holy to me, ie. Oreos, Silver Jewelry, CFM red nailpolish, that there was nothing I (him either) could do to make that puppy heel. But damn it was fun trying.

Can I get some of whatever Mr. Lil was having???? I know someone who would appreciate that greatly (me) :D ;)

Ummm he was having me :p I crawled in bed super late and just found him like that and well I may be many things but I'm not one to let something like that go to waste:p

At least you didn't have to worry about him rolling out of bed in the middle of the night. :D

LOL WI (you dumbass!)


I would love to be in a situation like that right now, Lilith! :hot:

Mayhaps I will rent him out....or better yet you could keep him busy while I make a road trip :p

Lilith,

As you are the cause, and Mr Lil the effect, it makes more sense to rent you

out (that way you get the road trip) and give Mr Lil a few days recovery time.

My lease is in the seat pocket of the van, hidden from Mrs Oldfart.

Well,I guess you wern't laying there discussing baseball with Mr.Lil. After reading your post,I noticed a mighty oak tree where an acorn once was.heh heh

I'm jealous dammit! lol

new study out today...a steady diet of lilith is guaranteed to keep you harder longer than oysters, rhino tusk tea and viagra combined. she only costs 1 whip and you must submit to three spanks per hour. :)

(you lucky, lucky lady)

WOW....I would love that too!

How much is he going for???? :rolleyes:

oooo I may auction him off.... Summer being an auctioneer and all.

woo whooooooo.........

***running to go scrape up some cash****

Sounds to me like Lilith could be sitting on top of a gold mine! :D

Literally :rolleyes:

Hi, I would like to change my name to "a Gold Mine"



McJim

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:D good answer ;)

I have had 2 never ending woodies...I believe from the ages of 12 through 18 was the first one, then i had a 15 minute break and have had one since
:)


mcjim

According to the Cialis commercials, "erections lasting longer than 4 hours, although rare, require immediate medical attention..."

Right, like I'm gonna call the paramedics over to ruin the best night of my life...

I tol Mr. Lil those commercials should say, ""erections lasting longer than 4 hours, although rare, require Lilith's attention...":D:D:p

Reminds me me of Gord, I guy I dated a few years back. His ex wife was listening to a radio program on sexual problems and so she called in and talked to the doctor about how upsetting it was that Gord had 4 hour erections on a regular basis....So Gord gets on the phone and the doc and he have a very long (hehehe) discussion about his "problem". Well the old doc was so taken by the discussion he awared his new book that he was promoting to Gord. Gord said it never dawned on him until the book was placed in his hands that everyone there knew HE was the caller with the four hour erections! He told me as he looked back through the glass doors everyone was splitting their sides in laughter......ohhhhh, the memories lol :)

You know, I had a stunning friend who put herself through school working nights as an EMT.....I've gotta call and find out if anyone ever called her out for this. I can't imagine she'd have made the problem any better.

I had one ex-bf who got endless hardons on rare occassions. He said I was like a kitten with a ball of string when it happened, he all but had to put a locked door between us to keeep me from playing....poor thing ;).

Now I've lost the plot a bit, was it Lil's husband or Lil's services that were being auctioned off?

to only have that problem Lilith... again.. I find my self jealous... ;)

at the moment I would settle for a quikie just to have some ,lol

I told him he needed to get out of that tower more often. :rolleyes:

This has happened to me about half a dozen times. The longest event occurred before I was married. I had been playing rugby that day and taken a kick to the head resulting in slight concussion. That night there was nothing that the lady I was with could do to make me cum.... and she tried very very hard ;) I think in the end it almost became a challenge for her. She finally admitted defeat about 3am, the next day she could hardly walk ~lol~ I have often contemplated since if it was the blow to the head that had provoked the 'staying power' or something else.

When I have had the eternal erections since I always try to think back to work out what would cause them, because if I could just patent that.........

OH Yes! And I got the pics of a red and swollen pussy to prove it in our couples pics. :D Darogle + viagra was a dangerous combo! LOL He didn't need it. I just thought I'd expermient with him on it. NEVER again! LOL

Sounds like you need to make use of this..

http://www.condomcountry.com.au/item/t-glow-bat

OMG HuggleZ that is too damn funny!!!!!!!!! :D

omg, rotflmao.....now that gives a whole new meaning to "beat em off with a bat"