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~DISCLAIMER~

I don't get to "Smut Games" very often so I prolly have no right starting this thread...but I think it could be fun for everyone even if I don't get back here enough to find out. If it sucks pond water...just let it go into the archives or a mod can delete it. I hear this game on a radio talk show that I listen to daily, and each time I hear it I think it might work here. They call it "F", Marry, Kill because they can't say fuck on the radio...lol!

~THE GAME~

Name three famous people (dead or alive) of the same status and sex...ie: all scientists, all actors, all politicians...etc...and all three have to be either male or female. The next person has to say which one they would fuck, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. Each action HAS to be used and a short synopsis of why should be posted. Don't take it so seriously in that [we] might think you'd actually kill someone...it's just a game of elimination. After you have answered...post three more names for the next person. Got it? It's pretty simple actually...and I'll get it started with an example...

Sammy Haggar
Steven Tyler
Mick Jaggar

*LixyChick comes into thread*

Steven Tyler...I'd fuck because I NEED to fuck that man before I die!

Sammy Haggar...I'd marry so I could go on tour with Van Halen and meet Eddie and Wolfgang (<---method to my madness)!

Mick Jaggar...I'd kill because...well, that's pretty self explainitory...lol!

*Barbara Bush
*Hillary Clinton
*Roselyn Carter






OK...have at it! Hope it's fun!

*Barbara Bush - kill.... because of her bad taste in men and the moral fiber that is missing from her offspring

*Hillary Clinton - fuck, I'm guessing she would be pretty aggressive in bed and given the other two choices ;)

*Roselyn Carter - marry - this woman is a saint

Next:

Simon Cowell
Rubin Stutters
Kasey Cassem (spelling)

Fuck...Simon Cowell because he needs to have the hate fucked outta him!

Marry...Kasey because he might die soon and I'd be rid of him.

Kill...Rubin because he's an ok singer but not all that and a bag of chips!


*Tom Cruise
*Sean Connery
*Vin Diesal

Ain't touching that damn list but wishin' the hell I was Steven Tyler. Dayummmmm.

I'd fuck Sean because YOU KNOW he's wicked in the bedroom.

Man, I want to kill both the other guys but I guess I'll marry Tom because I know I could have my own life and lots of money because he'd be chasing guys with me.

Vie should die to prevent more movies with him in them!


Marlon Brando
Humphrey Bogart
Carey Grant

Marlon Brando
Humphrey Bogart
Carey Grant


I would kill Marlon Brando. (Although I don't have to do that now)

I would fuck Humphrey Bogart, he was hot

I would marry Carey Grant, I adored his movies as a kid.




Something for the guy.

Julia Roberts
Katherine Zeta Jones
Meg Ryan

Marry Julia Roberts
Fuck Meg Ryan
and Eat Katherine Zeta Jones till she disappears...that's sort of killin' ain't it?

Robin Williams
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt

Fuck Johnny Depp, he is yummy but a little strange for the long term.

Marry Brad Pitt, he is just perfect

Kill Robin Williams, way to hyper for me




Oprah
Martha Stewart
Katie Curic

Marry Katie
Fuck Oprah
Kill Martha, sorry Hon... can't handle the 'tude

George Clooney
Harrison Ford
Tim McGraw

Fuck George Clooney, yummmmy
Marry Harrison Ford, just decent and sexy
Kill Tim McGraw, I don't like country music



Brittney Spears
Christina Augulara (sp?)
Jessica Simpson

would it count if I marry all of them and fucked them to death¿

Cher
Shakira
JLo

Gees......... this is a tough one!

Kill Cher......... Cause her voice is like fingernails across a blackboard to me...... and I can't imagine fucking her cause she might start to sing!

Marry JLo...... cause i know she says yes to everyone..... and I can't imagine sticking it in someone that P Diddy did!

So I guess I'm Fucking Shakira!!!



Halle Berry
Gretchen Wilson
Alanis Morrisette

fuck~ in her cat costume with the whip

dunno who that is

kill~ whiner



Antonio Banderas

Mike Myers

Eddie Murphy

I'd kill Tommy, soooo annoying.

I'd do Sean C(again :))

and marry Sean B because he's so intense and sexy! Good in bed and he'll likely live longer than Sean C. :)


David Bowie
Bob Dylan
Iggy Pop

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sorry, bu there will be no killing of Mick...him and the boys have put the best music out ever...and for that he's a god lol

Bowie~ fuck

Dylan~ fuck...if he keeps his mouth shut

Iggy~ freak nasty bitch...fuck



Farrah Fawcet

Christie Brinkley

Cheryl Tiegs

Farrah Fawcet - kill

Christie Brinkley - marry

Cheryl Tiegs - fuck


Bono

Gene Simmons

Willie Nelson


heheheheh

good grief... asearching.. did you purposely go looking at the bottom of the barrell??

Bono... Marry... all that money..

Gene... Fuck.... bet he is good with oral ;)

Willie... Kill....... I don't need his trouble with the IRS. LOL


Maureen Ohara

Natalie Wood

Rachel Welch

Maureen Ohara - marry

Natalie Wood - kill (already dead anyways...)

Rachel Welch - fuck



pepe le pew
Bugs Bunny
Donald Duck

Fuck Pepe le pew because he is loves to love
Marry Bugs because he seems like a hard worker
Kill Donald, just because



Wilma Flintstone
Peggy Hill
Marge Simpson

Marge ~ Fuck (Yellow skin is soooo hot!)

Peggy ~ Marry (Just cause I didn't want to kill her or fuck her)

Wilma ~ Kill (I don't need some cave chick racking up my credit cards)


Jim Carrey

Drew Carey

Mariah Carey

Kill~Mariah Carey (obvious reasons)
Fuck~ Jim Carrey (my options are so slim)
Marry~ Drew Carey (ran out of options)


Vanilla Ice
MC Hammer
Marky Mark

I would fuck MC Hammer, so I could say I did a once famous black man.
I would Marry Marky Mark, but I am not calling him that name
and I would Kill Vanilla Ice, He has bad hair




Captain Kirk
Mr. Spock
Doctor McCoy

Captain Kirk~ Kill
Mr. Spock~ Fuck
Doctor McCoy~ Marry


Cheech
Chong
Cher

Cheech ~ Kill
Chong ~ Marry
Cher ~ Fuck


Sting, James Taylor, Neil Diamond

Fuck James Tayor
Marry Sting
Kill Neil Diamond



Tom Brokaw
Peter Jennings
Dan Rather

Tom Brokaw~ marry
Peter Jennings~ fuck
Dan Rather~ kill

Aquaman
Batman
Spiderman

Aquaman ~ fuck
Batman ~ kill
Spiderman/Tobey ~ marry

Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Robert De Niro

(I don't know if you like De Niro but I love him. I know you had to choose those two for lovin'. :) )

Alicia ~ marry (she's a vegetarian, too)
Catherine ~ fuck (she's sexy)
Alyssa ~ kill (most annoying of the three)



Chris Martin, Prince William, David Beckham

WOOHOOO!!!

Chris Martin, Prince William, David Beckham

Fuck, David Beckman, atheltic man in bed can't be a bad thing
Marry Prince William, I like them young and filty rich
Kill Chris Martin, I don't think I know who he is???

Steve Martin
Steven Speilberg
Steven King

(I chose the three because they're all sexy (IMHO) Brits. Chris Martin is the lead singer of Coldplay & Gwyneth Paltrow's husband.)

Oooh, these are some interesting choices.

I would have to marry Steve Martin because I love his writing (!) & acting.
I would fuck Spielberg because he's such an intelligent guy (& I've never been with a Jewish man).
King kinda bugs me lately, I have to say, so I'd kill him.



Harrison Ford
Hugh Grant
Will Smith

Oh this is a hard one.

Fuck, Will Smith because I like to laugh when I am having sex.
Marry Hugh Grant because he is so witty, gorgeous and sexy!!
Kill Harrison Ford. I don't want to but I will!



Pamala Anderson
Carmen Electra
Daisy Fuentes

Fuck Carmen Electra, because she is one hot and sexy woman. And somewhat of a bad girl.
Marry Daisy Fuentes because she is Sweet, sexy, hot, and she is my dream woman
Kill Pamala Anderson because she just doens't do for me.


Gallager
Carrot Top
George Carlin

this a bad group of 3!

Fuck George Carlin...he could talk nasty to me I guess!
Marry Gallagher...good for laughs
Kill Carrot Top...do I even have to explain why??

Julie Andrews
Barbara Billingsley (Beaver Cleaver's mom for those who didn't know)
Mary Tyler Moore

Fuck MTM
Marry Julie Andrews
Kill BB


Orlando Bloom
Sean Penn
Johnny Depp