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asearching1 06-28-2004 10:51 PM

Blood.... oh the blood....
 
Hey gang, I am about to crash for the evening, but have a question that I thought someone here may be able to advise me on....

I have a good amount of blood on my bed mattress. Now, there is no need to call the authorities as I have no need to dispose of bodies, but I spent the evening with a woman I have recently begun dating. I am the first person that she has had sex with and there was an unexpected amount of bleeding. I'm happy to report that she is fine and left with a beautiful smile on her face, but my queen-sized mattress has a blood stain on it that measures approximately a foot in diameter. The sheets have already been taken care of and I was amazed that they are nearly spotless now.... unfortunately, I'm at a loss as to how to clean the bed.


Thoughts or suggestions would be appreciated.

Thanks,

Fred

Lilith 06-28-2004 11:13 PM

Wow....sounds awful...my first was not nearly as dramatic.

http://www.tipking.com/cleaning/tip_59.shtml

Lilith 06-28-2004 11:13 PM

if you get desperate

http://www.iloveproklean.com/bloodremover.html

asearching1 06-29-2004 07:35 AM

Actually, not dramatic during the act. It was amazing. It was only afterwards that we got up and noticed the bed.

Thanks for the info Lilith!

Fred

asearching1 06-29-2004 01:39 PM

Ugh... the Pine-Sol didn't work at all. :(

I am now applying hydrogen peroxide and it has lessened the stain a bit. Looks like I'm going to be stuck with it. Luckily, there are bigger issues in life that are going well. :)

Fred

Irish 06-29-2004 02:00 PM

asearching1---I warned you about those 12yr olds! Irish

WildIrish 06-29-2004 02:00 PM

Duct tape use #1003!

Or you could try Oxy Clean. I haven't tried it on blood, but it's taken out every other type of stain I've thrown it on.

huntersgirl 06-29-2004 02:02 PM

Yes oxy-clean does work well on blood, it definitely lessens it. If all else fails just flip it! What you can't see won't hurt you!

asearching1 06-29-2004 02:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Irish
asearching1---I warned you about those 12yr olds! Irish


Very funny, you fucker. ;)

Irish 06-29-2004 02:06 PM

huntersgirl---Are you sure that you're not a guy?You sure think
like one! Irish

huntersgirl 06-29-2004 02:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Irish
huntersgirl---Are you sure that you're not a guy?You sure think
like one! Irish


*reaches hand down to feel...

Nope, definitely not a guy, but you aren't the first one to accuse me of that!;) My bf says I'm "dude-like" all the time.:D

dreamgurl 06-29-2004 02:36 PM

have you tried lye soap, it gets out anything.......but i am so for the just flipping it thing, if no one can see it...is it there?

LixyChick 07-05-2004 10:48 AM

OK...so what happened? Did you get the stain out or not? Even if you haven't at this point...Oxy anything will do it. I have Oxy Magic 409 or something like that...and it get's out every stain I've used it on so far!

And on a more personal note...your new S/O might have gotten her period along with losing her virginity...and could explain the amount of blood!

asearching1 07-06-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by LixyChick
OK...so what happened? Did you get the stain out or not? Even if you haven't at this point...Oxy anything will do it. I have Oxy Magic 409 or something like that...and it get's out every stain I've used it on so far!

And on a more personal note...your new S/O might have gotten her period along with losing her virginity...and could explain the amount of blood!


Stain is still there, just not as prominently as it originally was.

Checked on the period before we even got out of bed.

Thanks :)

imaginewithme 07-06-2004 05:46 PM

*thud*

i fainted...WOW

jentheredhead 07-06-2004 10:29 PM

how old is she and how damn big is your dick?

flutelady 07-07-2004 12:39 AM

I hope she never finds out about this post. If I were her, I'd be mortified. If I were her, I'd have not slept with you unless I cared deeply about you.

Flip the mattress, put a mattress pad on it, and move on.

asearching1 07-07-2004 07:33 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by flutelady
I hope she never finds out about this post. If I were her, I'd be mortified. If I were her, I'd have not slept with you unless I cared deeply about you.

Flip the mattress, put a mattress pad on it, and move on.


I've already moved on. I was simply answering a question posed by someone who had given her thoughts.

Thanks for the offer, but Icare too much about her to sleep with you. ;)

asearching1 07-07-2004 07:34 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by jentheredhead
how old is she and how damn big is your dick?


Not huge that I know of. About 6 1/2 inches long and 3 inches around.

imaginewithme 07-09-2004 08:24 AM

**thud**

STOP IT, I fainted again.....3 inches around??????
You're going to make me bleed just thinking about that!




**panting**

osuche 07-09-2004 08:32 AM

IWM -- I believe he means circumfrence. To get diameter, please divide by pi.











((((it's about 1"))))

imaginewithme 07-09-2004 08:35 AM

OHHHHHHHH CRAP I feel stupid!!!!

Ok, I just got up from the floor where I fainted...... and now my face is red.

What a dork I am....... **blushing**

osuche 07-09-2004 08:37 AM

Of course, my interpretation may not have been correct. In which case -- just to be safe ---


















RUN!!!!!!!!!! :D

imaginewithme 07-09-2004 08:43 AM

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh man that felt good....THE LAUGH THE LAUGH!!!

asearching1 07-09-2004 08:43 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by osuche
IWM -- I believe he means circumfrence. To get diameter, please divide by pi.

((((it's about 1"))))



Dunno why my reply didn't show up. I just took an official measurement with a tape measure (Do people actually do this?) and it comes out at 4 1/4 inches around.... 1 1/3 inches in diameter.

imaginewithme 07-09-2004 08:47 AM

sounds lickable to me!!!


:slurp:

osuche 07-09-2004 08:48 AM

Sweetie, thanks for being a good sport. And perhaps you need one of us to verify that measurement? :D

asearching1 07-09-2004 08:49 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by imaginewithme
sounds lickable to me!!!


:slurp:



Very nice thought there. Keep talking like that and I'll find a metric tape measure. ;)

imaginewithme 07-09-2004 08:51 AM

I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING and at such a serious thread...what a looser I am!!!!


OH GOSHHHHH my side hurts!!!!!!!

Popcorn 07-11-2004 10:06 PM

blood
 
I have it on good authority that rubbing saalt into the fabric will get out tee blood - seems to work on panties OK

jentheredhead 07-31-2004 03:13 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by asearching1
Very nice thought there. Keep talking like that and I'll find a metric tape measure. ;)


have we ever seen pics of this one?

cherrypie7788 07-31-2004 04:20 AM

If the blood has been there long enough to set in, it wont come out. Sorry. Peroxide (which you have already done) works good on most stains, so does oxy clean. Maybe you could get some of that special stain remover stuff? I don't know, like I said, it depends on how long it's been there. It's the same way with panties, if the blood has been there for more than a few days you get a stain.

Porn_king 08-08-2004 11:16 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by asearching1
Stain is still there, just not as prominently as it originally was.

Checked on the period before we even got out of bed.

Thanks :)



now, i may be thinking on too basic a level but... flip the mattress over, then you wont have a blood stain for people to see, if you for some reason cant flip it over, or you need to flip it back just say you knocked over a bottle of red wine or something.

osuche 08-08-2004 03:09 PM

ROFLMAO -- Or tell all your friends that your favorite hobby is deflowering virgins...and show them the proof. Might give you quite the reputation.





(just kidding) :D

asearching1 08-09-2004 06:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by osuche
ROFLMAO -- Or tell all your friends that your favorite hobby is deflowering virgins...and show them the proof. Might give you quite the reputation.

(just kidding) :D


With my luck, I'd be locked up for weeks while they look for a body ;),

Kinda of bizarre that this thread was anbout all of this blood, yet with all that, it refuses to die.


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