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Blood.... oh the blood....
Hey gang, I am about to crash for the evening, but have a question that I thought someone here may be able to advise me on....
I have a good amount of blood on my bed mattress. Now, there is no need to call the authorities as I have no need to dispose of bodies, but I spent the evening with a woman I have recently begun dating. I am the first person that she has had sex with and there was an unexpected amount of bleeding. I'm happy to report that she is fine and left with a beautiful smile on her face, but my queen-sized mattress has a blood stain on it that measures approximately a foot in diameter. The sheets have already been taken care of and I was amazed that they are nearly spotless now.... unfortunately, I'm at a loss as to how to clean the bed. Thoughts or suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks, Fred |
Wow....sounds awful...my first was not nearly as dramatic.
http://www.tipking.com/cleaning/tip_59.shtml |
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Actually, not dramatic during the act. It was amazing. It was only afterwards that we got up and noticed the bed.
Thanks for the info Lilith! Fred |
Ugh... the Pine-Sol didn't work at all. :(
I am now applying hydrogen peroxide and it has lessened the stain a bit. Looks like I'm going to be stuck with it. Luckily, there are bigger issues in life that are going well. :) Fred |
asearching1---I warned you about those 12yr olds! Irish
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Duct tape use #1003!
Or you could try Oxy Clean. I haven't tried it on blood, but it's taken out every other type of stain I've thrown it on. |
Yes oxy-clean does work well on blood, it definitely lessens it. If all else fails just flip it! What you can't see won't hurt you!
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Very funny, you fucker. ;) |
huntersgirl---Are you sure that you're not a guy?You sure think
like one! Irish |
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*reaches hand down to feel... Nope, definitely not a guy, but you aren't the first one to accuse me of that!;) My bf says I'm "dude-like" all the time.:D |
have you tried lye soap, it gets out anything.......but i am so for the just flipping it thing, if no one can see it...is it there?
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OK...so what happened? Did you get the stain out or not? Even if you haven't at this point...Oxy anything will do it. I have Oxy Magic 409 or something like that...and it get's out every stain I've used it on so far!
And on a more personal note...your new S/O might have gotten her period along with losing her virginity...and could explain the amount of blood! |
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Stain is still there, just not as prominently as it originally was. Checked on the period before we even got out of bed. Thanks :) |
*thud*
i fainted...WOW |
how old is she and how damn big is your dick?
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I hope she never finds out about this post. If I were her, I'd be mortified. If I were her, I'd have not slept with you unless I cared deeply about you.
Flip the mattress, put a mattress pad on it, and move on. |
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I've already moved on. I was simply answering a question posed by someone who had given her thoughts. Thanks for the offer, but Icare too much about her to sleep with you. ;) |
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Not huge that I know of. About 6 1/2 inches long and 3 inches around. |
**thud**
STOP IT, I fainted again.....3 inches around?????? You're going to make me bleed just thinking about that! **panting** |
IWM -- I believe he means circumfrence. To get diameter, please divide by pi.
((((it's about 1")))) |
OHHHHHHHH CRAP I feel stupid!!!!
Ok, I just got up from the floor where I fainted...... and now my face is red. What a dork I am....... **blushing** |
Of course, my interpretation may not have been correct. In which case -- just to be safe ---
RUN!!!!!!!!!! :D |
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man that felt good....THE LAUGH THE LAUGH!!! |
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Dunno why my reply didn't show up. I just took an official measurement with a tape measure (Do people actually do this?) and it comes out at 4 1/4 inches around.... 1 1/3 inches in diameter. |
sounds lickable to me!!!
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Sweetie, thanks for being a good sport. And perhaps you need one of us to verify that measurement? :D
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Very nice thought there. Keep talking like that and I'll find a metric tape measure. ;) |
I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING and at such a serious thread...what a looser I am!!!!
OH GOSHHHHH my side hurts!!!!!!! |
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I have it on good authority that rubbing saalt into the fabric will get out tee blood - seems to work on panties OK
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have we ever seen pics of this one? |
If the blood has been there long enough to set in, it wont come out. Sorry. Peroxide (which you have already done) works good on most stains, so does oxy clean. Maybe you could get some of that special stain remover stuff? I don't know, like I said, it depends on how long it's been there. It's the same way with panties, if the blood has been there for more than a few days you get a stain.
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now, i may be thinking on too basic a level but... flip the mattress over, then you wont have a blood stain for people to see, if you for some reason cant flip it over, or you need to flip it back just say you knocked over a bottle of red wine or something. |
ROFLMAO -- Or tell all your friends that your favorite hobby is deflowering virgins...and show them the proof. Might give you quite the reputation.
(just kidding) :D |
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With my luck, I'd be locked up for weeks while they look for a body ;), Kinda of bizarre that this thread was anbout all of this blood, yet with all that, it refuses to die. |
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