Application for a Rebound
 

Here are the rules....

I would like each of you to write a letter of recomendation for yourself to be someone's rebound after a bad relationship end. Think of yourself as single lustful and with little to no moral fiber ;).... In other words sell yourself....

(ok, I am pretending I am single, good looking, confident and have no morals here) I may be doing this wrong too :spin:

Hello you sexy man. I have been watching you all night wondering what it would be like to take you home with me and spend the whole entire night giving you complete pleasure. Wondering what it would be like to kiss from your neck down to the bulge I see in your pants. I know I can give you as much pleasure as you can give me. And in the morning, we'll see if I am your rebound or someone you want to spend another long night with.....

Am I hired???

**waits to see how the other applications look so I can swoop in and snatch him up at the last minute**

oh man! good thinking osuche! darn

We could share him, IWM. :D ;) :D

I bet he'd like that. :hot:

OHHHHHHHHH ok that sounds like a nice time!!!!

This thread is working out better than I thought.

I am sure you won't have a problem finding the right girl!!!

69 Orgasm Way
City of Ecstacy, Mo (ShowMe State)
Phone (wil)Ueatme
E-mail [email protected]


Objective To be Skip's Rebound Mistress

Functional summary:
Instead of a letter of recommendation, this brief resume providing a over-view of my ASSets should prove to be too irresistible for Skip to pass up thus giving me the coveted role of Mistress.

Education:
07-02-02 - Present
Pixies Place Worldwide Web/In your fantasies
Pixie Member
* Long standing member
* Over 3,000 posts
* Countless hours of drooling
* Interact well with others (well.. usually)
* Encourage Sexual Growth

References:
My fellow Pixies. Those who over the last 2 years I have bonded. Those who I have praised for sharing their VERY SEXY selves.

Summary of qualifications:
Orgasm Seeker
* Fulfilling the sexual needs of anyone who is in need.
* Possess a hungry appetite for sex.
* Has a deep seeded admiration for penis's.
* Enjoys giving as much as (if not more than) receiving.
* Has been virtually celibate for 7 years thus having LOTS of built up sexual energy to spend.
* Savors every moment of a blow job.
* Oh, did I mention, I swallow.
* I have a very strong sex drive.
* My fantasies ensure that sex with me will never get boring.
* I love shower sex. Heck.. who am I kidding.. I like ANY SEX!
* I enjoy waking up my partner in the middle of the night with his cock in my mouth.
* I love to cuddle
* Can hold a conversation, on and off the pillow.
* Will tease you until you beg for release.
* Will pleasure you until you are almost in pain.
* I laugh easily
* I have no expectations (thus I am never disappointed)
* I will enjoy every moment
* I will take pictures
* I will share all the sorded details afterwards in a thread here at Pixies titled: YIPPIE SKIPPIE!

Imaginewithme....Hired

Osuche...Cheating...tsk tsk

Lix...I dont hire on just looks....fuck I dont...Hired

Jenna...Professional through and through....Hired and Promoted

yeah i made the cut!!!!!!!!

now what do you want????

I will have to give work assignments later

Cool!!!!!!!! This is going to be so much fun, huh girls????

OK..OK...Suddenly he wants words...(JHCOAB)..I'll splain that if necessary...
 

Damnitothell jenna! Mighty fine app.! I'm in good company with all above applicants!

Ut Oh...why did I just feel an urge to call skip...Donald Trump? He's not gonna raise his hand and say "FIRED" suddenly...is he?

I don't suppose that anyone needs a reference?

I can only imagine the type of "head" hunter you are interested in being Vigil

Oh man, I'd hire jenna, too! :D That was awesome!

So STO, ya got that list of duties ready yet or still searching for more applicants?

Hmmmmm, think I'll just stand around and wait for the rejects. Hell he can't hire them all..... wait this IS Skip....dayummmm (walking away shaking my head mumbling)

maybe I will be rejected bigbear...... do you have a better offer cuz if you notice, he hasn't told us what we'll get out of this deal....... :devil:

You get a ripe and ready person that will give you undying attention for a long weekend.

ok then...pick me, pick me! I'll be your right hand or your left..whatever you want boss.

Well, I don't mind starting at the bottom and working my way up to fill the position.......always have loved on the job training.....

Entry level is under my desk

Under your desk is where I dream of being.

I'm a great cook
I'm dirty
I'm well spoken, well educated and, dare I say it....classy
I'm patient
I'm good with money
I'm funny (apparently)
I can dance
I have nice eyes
I have lovely finger nails
I'm an F cup
I'm open minded
I love to give massages
Size really isn't important to me
I don't have any kids
I'm not averse to the idea of an FMF
I can get ready in 20 minutes
I can get ready in 4 hours, when I want to look my best
I roll over and go to sleep, just like guys do
The words 'I love you' make me nervous early in a relationship
I'm a screamer. ;)

I think that about sums it up. If you want a list of the bad stuff, let me know, I'll be more than happy to supply one!

Another fine fine applicant...the race is heating up.

I resign...I am not chasin no man!!! :)

If you want me........find me and I'll make it worth your while. :hot:



do you think that worked?

I only temp:p But if thats okay I'll send you my resume.:D

ROTL! Skip looks like all the postions have been filled.


I will say for myself that I have no morals at all at knocking all these girls off you and jumping on that hard cock and riding until we both explode. ;)

Umm I usually just have Succubus Kitty wirte the letters of recommnedation.