Stupid things you do on a regular basis
 

I never get dressed immediately after I shower. I lounge around, clean, nap, etc. au naturel.

For some reason, I usually cook nude, too.

The oil was sizzling, the onions were thrown in . . . why do I endanger my breasts like that? :confused:

I know I'll be doing it again the next time I make a stir fry, tho'.


What stupid things do you do over and over putting you in contention for a Dawin award?

I answer the phone when he calls. :ahole:

I keep coming back here to work. :D

moi? Do something stupid? How DARE you insinuate such a thing!


My cookware can go from stovetop to oven, and I love that it can. The only bad part is that when I take it out of the oven...the only real place to put it is on a burner. Well...when I am ready to serve, my eyes see a saute pan on the burner and my hand grabs the handle faster than my mind remembers that it just came out of the oven. HOLY CRAP is that not pleasant!

Once in awhile, I'm smart enough to think to myself "I'm gonna burn my hand" and stick an oven mitt over the handle. The rest of the time...well, it keeps me from pleasuring myself! :(

That makes it a Two-Way Obscene Hate call. :cool:

NOT gonna admit to my stupidity!!

Nope.... top secret! :D

My desk here at work *and* the one at home regularly have a habit of jumping out in front of me. I'm constantly going around with a bruise or two on my upper thigh. :rolleyes:

I know better, but I never carry cash. My friends keep yelling at me because I'm never prepared that way. Recently I took a 5 day trip with only $5 in my pocket, and that's because a family member gave it to me when I was on my way out of the door. The worst part is that I always forget to post my ATM transactions.

I also never have a tissue. I have allergies and I'm a crybaby, but I never carry a tissue.... duh me.

Saying dumb things which produce doubt in my audience. I have sensitivity but no sense.

coming here....lmao

Being overly negative...

Survival Tip: Never cook bacon while naked. It could burn your weiner!

I don't do any one thing stupid every day. I jsut do different stupid things everyday.

i have this strange habit of being very clumsy. when i go down steps i have to look at my feet or else i'm on my butt at the bottom of the stairs. i've done it so many times now my friends and family just walk away like they don't know me.

Trust in people to easily.

I still hold to images of romance and happily ever after in my heart. How silly is that?

not a painful stupid thing the most stupid thing i do on a MORE than regular basis is f-up right and left. it's so stupid cause i'm pretty sure i can tell them apart. if you hold up your hands with the palms out, the hand with the thiumb that points to the other hand is right, right? :D

I can't say 'no' to a date properly. I hem and haw and make it painful for the guy. A new resolution is to just say no!

*Imagines Steph singing "I'm just a girl who can't say no....." like in Oklahoma!* :D


The stupid thing I do is forget important times and dates, and forget to write them down. If I do remember, it's always on a loose scrap of paper. I *will* do a database thingy on the computer, and I *will* use it!

I make myself (nearly) late for work every morning because I can't get off this site! LOL! I run around like a chicken with no head when I realize I've done it again...every stinkin work day!

LOL im with LixyChick on that one....

Also im far too trusting in ppl and can never say no when asked to do sommat

Oh yeah and i keep going outside to my car on a gravel drive with no shoes or socks on. Ow ow ow ow

Ditto! I even get PMs sometimes that ask "Shouldn't you be at work?" :D

Ignore things that need the most attention.

i love to drink hot tea, but i have this habbit of taking the spoon right out of the boiling hot water and put it right in my mouth, looks like i would learn don't it?

I try to find times when it's safe to come out with people, but I seem to always be over anxious. :(

Yah, yah, keep your enemies closer. I just prefer to think you send them cuz you care. :D





Blech!


I also tend to shoot my mouth off at work to management on behalf of my coworkers and me. It's worked OK so far. <knock on wood>

Getting up every day & expecting that things might go better today...

Keep hittin the snooze button (when I finally hear the dang thing) on my alarm when I'm on day shift. Then I'm late and have to drive 85 and 90 mph to get to work on time.:rolleyes: :o
Thank god my blazer has wings.:D

(((((((((scotzoidman)))))))))

I hope so, too!

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Jerk off.......

Yeah, you'd better stop that! :D

I don't think I've ever considered a jerk-off session stupid! Explain, please! :D

eh? well.. i don't really consider walking around nude after a shower to be stupid either.. =P

I have been know to get drunk, and send pictures to friends email that probably shouldn't have been sent without a little warning.

For some reason, I just naturally believe that everyone wants to see my dick.

Beer, proper lubricant that it is, justs makes these facts crystal clear...


McJim

LOL wyndhy ..... I remember hearing on, of all things, Hollywood Squares ..... years and years ago .... that 1 in 5 females have problems (dyslexia) with right/left .... I remember it because I'm one of them .... people can tell me to turn North, South, etc. and I know instinctively which way that is, but right and left, I have to actually do a writing motion with my hand to know which is right or left, and that only stays will me for a minute or two ... if I'm consciously working to remember it. YOU ARE NOT ALONE! :)

I've seen the treatment for that fzzy and wyndhy.:)

In the early phases of Basic Training there is always a couple of “cruits” that have that problem when first learning to march. Our Drill Sgt. would spot a “SHIT-BIRD” that turned left when he should have turned right. If he was dumb enough to say he “got left and right mixed-up”, he was given a bucket of sand (est. 30-40#) to march with. After carrying that around for a day, they seemed to remember “RIGHT FACE” was toward the hand at the end of the longer arm. LOL (it worked for them ;) )

I ONLY care that you get your lazy butt to work because I don't have time to come up there and feed Solon when they fire your evil ass.:mad:

LOL The first crossborder dognapping?

I also do the writing motion for left and right. I thought it was because I'm left handed and my brain stalls for tasks like that. :)

I've never really hand an issue with figuring out which way is left or right...

i write left handed.. but everything else is right handed...

yea i know strange enough..


Now.. its just the up and down i gotta worry about..


But get this... my left hand.. does it very well... :D

:)