Booger Lama Spreading his wisdom (or BS)
 

Last night in chat I was dubbed Booger Lama because of my great wisdom(or Bull Shit). I figured why just share my wisdom (or bull shit) with the people in chat so I have come here to spread it (if it dosen't help with your problems at least it will make the grass grow). So ask away any question that on you mind if I don't know the answer I will look into my great Oracle of BS and come up with one for you

I could, of course, repeat the parable of enlightenment.

Oh Great Lama, I bow to your wisdom!!!

Your Oracle looks suspiciously like a Lava Lamp though.



*still taking notes on everything you say*

*sticks her jeans inside her boots cause it's fixin to get deep in here*:p

better put the big rubber waiters on, and grab a shovel

ROFLMAO Who came up with that awesome nickname?

oh grass hopper shhhh it may look like a lave lamp that is because it is the oracle is deep in the cave

yes cowgirltease be carefull where you step you never know where I'll leave a steaming pile of wisdom

It is deep somewhere. I'll grant you that.

no need for waiters or a shovel I spread my wisdom evenly not all in on place

oh yes steph finely a question and evn one I know the answer to it was one-trickpony who dubbed me Booger Lama

yes the Orcale of BS is very deep and dosen't smell that nice eaither that's why I keep at the back of the cave

I have a question oh great one....What is my purpose in life?

imaginewithme I can not tell you your true purpose in life that is a path you must find on your own but I can tell you finding Pixies has been a step in the right direction

Oh Great Lama Dama Ding Dong ..... Why is there Air??

Oh Great and Wise Booger Lama...roflmao...ummmm can I touch your "wheel of wisdom"?

P.S. your saffron robe is almost finished, just putting on the final touches...lol

i bow before you Booger Lama, wisest among the wise, seer of all things great and small..............





where'd i leave my car keys?

oh great booger lama, why oh why can't i relax during oral sex and just enjoy it? what can i do to learn to relax and enjoy?

Scarecrow first off if Booger shama Lama Dama Ding Dong and we have air so we can air out are private parts when they get sweaty

TinTennessee first off thank you for all you work on my robe it get cold sitting on top of this moutain in the nude and yes you can touch me Wheel of Wisdom anytime

Teddy Bear I can't tell you where you left you keys but I can tell you where you will find then it will be in the last place you look

cyberkitten come here and I'll teach you so of the Boogest munks relaxation techniques and give you something you can practice on all day

Booger shama Lama Dama Ding Dong

Why can't I keep a man around?:D

Oh thank you, thank you Great and Powerful Booger Lama...but don't fret..with me touching your wheel you won't be cold for long! :D

my dearest cowgirltease I do believe if you follow the path you are on you will find the right man or you just need stronger rope

<kneeling before thee great one>

Oh Booger Lama, please despense your wisdom upon my lost soul... tell me...

Due to my extended period of celibacy, can you please enlighten me as to the best way to keep my tongue in proper shape so that the next blow job I give will be as good as the last?

My daerest jennaflower I do believe your extended period of celibacy may help in this the hunger you possess from your long wait will help you. I all so see an end to your extended period of celibacy in the not so ditant feture with a yummy treat you have been admiring a lot lately

Booger Lama...oh bearer of all that is yummy and cummy....


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does that mean they are in my bed?

Heah, Great Ding-Dong...:rolleyes:

We sure could use some more of that fresh air around here. :p

oh wise Madam Lilith the one who makes things cummy I'm sure if one were in bed with you they would never hear the tree fall

oh wise ass PantyFanatic I am spreading fresh air I'm sure your Guru Red Green could explian all about fresh country air

Thank you oh great one.....I knew you could help me out......

you are more the welcome imaginewithme now please leave a donation of one kiss

ok....come here,,,no, closer.....mmm yeah, just like that.....wow, you smell great booger,,,,let me undo your shirt.....as i put my hand at the back of your neck and pull your mouth to mine, i slowly suck on your lips......leaving you with a soft wet kiss and whisper....."thank you oh great one"

LMFAO! Oh wise and all knowing Lama of all Lama's...

Does a bong cancel out the powers of the lava lamp...er...Oracle of BS? Or does it enhance it? Seems to me there's been a lot of enhancing going on in this thread!

Awesome question, Lixy!

And on a similar subject, am I still going to find cheap weed now that my current connection is no longer working with me?

oh chick of the lix's I no not of this Bong you speak of the Only Bong I know is the sound the gong out side of me cave makes but I have been knowen to partake of the Water Pipe of wisdom to help clear up the Oracle of BS at times

steph as I see it yes with all the wisdom I've been spreading aroud there will be a bumper crop this year

oh wise Lama... answer me this...

The quickest most satisfying path to an orgasm is................ I need to know...

my dearest flower of the jenna seak out the flower in the valley and spread the petals and delve into the sanctuary of woman hood soon you will find the release you seek or come to the my cave and I will be glad to show you the road to enlightenment