These are a few of my favorite things...
 

Thought it would be fun to enumerate my favorite X-rated things, sung to that venerable show tune. We can add verses, or start a new song, but please add on YOUR favorite things. I'll start...


Warm lips on toes-es,
your whiskers a ticklin'...

tongue is a lickin

cum is a drippin'

orgasms a poppin

titties are floppin'

delicate ankles and wrists tied with string,
there's are a few of my favorite things!

Next verse...

cocks pleasuring

ladies treasuring

St. Patrick's measuring

shamrocks dangling

razors a shavin

Guys a cravin'

I think it's about time ....

there's are a few of my favorite things!

Next verse...

Licking and sticking in places we might get caught...

Grinding together just like we were taught

humpin and pumpin from mornin' til night

With buns in the air, twas quite a sight

like a fresh young virgin her pussy was tight

but i'll be damned if it wasn't just right

so i gave it a lick and it tasted so great
now we are friends cause shes my sole mate

big tits and pussy
large girls are cushy
small tits and dildos
not all girls are bimbos
Head jobs or blow jobs nipple rings and clit rings
these are a few of my favorite things