Must Nots
 

Finish this sentence..

My lover must not_____________________________________.

stop until I cum !!!!

have inhibitions

have hang-ups.

know Steph.

Live in Cleveland :D ^^^













seriously............he must not refuse to give me oral sex

disrespect me as a person, or lack integrity.

smell like a pile of dead fishs.

must not be PF!

and must not expect oral sex without returning the favour

be willing to try new things..

Roll over and go to sleep after he cums.

Be a control freak (all of the time). Not want to be kissed after oral sex.Osuche said the rest quite well.

Not be shy...........:cool:

Not be controlling!!!!!!!!!! I hate that crap!

Eat curried eggs before anal!

Have slept with my brother or father *LOL*

be afraid to experiment

have all her marbles.

Oh...and she MUST not have a poor attitude!

Have skid-marks in his underwear.

It's the curry!

LMFAO:D

Must not check a guys underwear for skid-marks!

withhold the truth from me.

no indifference

withold his affection and attention from me

be afraid to have fun.

refuse to try to understand me.

compare my kissing technique to her brother's.

At least then you know where she has been... *shrugs*

.......give me a "dutch oven" every night! (I'll explain that if necessary....but it has nothing to do with an appliance!

And speaking of appliances......

......give me an appliance as a gift...(ie: vacuum cleaner for Christmas)!

And speaking of bad habits (oh....shaddup..I needed a seque!)

......chew tobacco and want a romantic movie kiss!

......pee all over the toilet seat!

......fart in a classy restaraunt and blame it on me (out loud....the farting and the blaming)!

......leave a bathroom after his morning/afternoon/evening constitutional and NOT wash his hands!

I guess I'll stop there or I could be here all evening!

*Please don't think I don't realize this question is about sex......but I couldn't think of a "must not" for that!*

...put the television over me.

.........own his home and still have his mom balance his checkbook.

......ever get me preg again


*cringe*

~nikki~

make fun of the IAKG giggle. :)

Pick her nose with a oyster fork!

I agree with not being a control freak, but must kiss me after oral sex.....:slurp:

must not refuse me - otherwise, I'll tickle you, ladies! ;)